Homestead Gringo Tamales

shredded beef barbacoa made from London broil and a can of rotell
1 box cornbread mix (even bobo mix works)
1 small can of whatever they consider international salsa in the insult that is the international section anywhere outside the southwest
1 chicken butt nugget
eh 2-5 spoons of sour cream
half or a full handful of cheese from a bag that's probably molded in the back of your fridge
stir it all up like pancake batter (yes you can make pancakes with this shit! fry it in bacon grease its USDA approved)
Turn the old pizza crumb box on 400 degrees before you do any of this
set the timer on the microwave because who can set one on the stove for 40 minutes
35 minutes if you still have a pan that's see through

press the meat in the bottom of the pan and grease the sides of the pan, pour the sin in a bowl over the top of it making sure is smooth as that fake diamond you bought your old lady and top with some candy jalapenos made by Amish women who look like pilgrims.

who's coming for dinner tonight?