The Big Guy (is POTUS)

The Big Guy did lie
Just look into his eye
His son is always high
His brain it is fried

The Big Guy is rarely dry
Prefers ice cream to pie
Doesn't like the media to pry
Questions make him sigh

The Big Guy is not sly
To China they did fly
Influence he did buy
So his son can get by

The Big Guy is not spry
The VP waits for him to die
Son loves them thighs
Ask his baby's mommy why

Hunter's laptop didn't get chopped
Now the contents have dropped
Showing all it's his pop
This is not going to stop
The Big Guy is POTUS