Election Officials Panic Over Latest VIP Research

It took VIP's Jerry Reinoehl to expose the incompetence of Cumberland County (NC) election officials after they processed six candidates' filings for public office and failed to notice the date they registered to vote made them out to be at least 140 years old! Officials quickly fixed the six embarrassing records, but seem to have ignored the other 5,874 antique voters that stand as a monument to government laziness.