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The Weirdest Smell Story You'll Hear Today!| Adam Cardona Rants Again
The weirdest smell story you'll hear today awaits! Join Adam Cardona, veteran massage therapist, for a hilarious rant about stinky clients who show up unprepared—think "Chocolate Peach," "Breath of Fire," and deodorant disasters! Learn must-know hygiene tips to avoid being THAT client, from showering to scheduling smart. Subscribe for more spicy massage rants and fitness industry secrets! #MassageHygiene #FunnyRant #WashUpBeforeYourMassageAppointment #StinkyVsClean #EliteHealersSportsMassage #AdamCardona #AmazonAssociates
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00:00:00 Start
00:00:20 Second Rant video
00:00:37 Warning
00:01:18 Future videos
00:01:44 Stinky people explained
00:02:18 Smell introduction
00:02:43 Bad from the start
00:03:24 The build up
00:04:07 The surprise toot
00:05:08 Different types of smelly people
00:05:19 Tom's failure
00:06:23 The chocolate peach
00:07:02 The unwashed frank & beans & the unwashed tacos
00:07:40 The sweaty freddy & the sweaty betty
00:08:28 The breath of fire
00:09:07 Massage therapists appreciate you not stinking
00:09:32 The power of soap and water
00:10:01 Preventing the breath of fire
00:10:21 Vet your deodorant
00:10:20 Schedule your massage a time you don't stink
00:11:27 Outro
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