Joke Of The Day #46 - Dating A NAUGHTY Christian Girl.
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I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
So after a brief chat I went to go pick her up. I wasn't expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate.
I walked up to the door and low and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places. I couldn't believe my luck.
I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught Sunday school. Now I never been with a Christian girl, but I'm open minded so I took her to dinner.
On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs.
"Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children."
I said "OK, weed's 50/50 some people do some people don't."
I took her to the best restaurant I knew. I ordered the steak, she ordered the lobster. I asked for the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the waitress came to pour, she said she didn't drink.
I said "you don't drink?!?"
"Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children."
Excellent food, sparkling conversation but I'm bummed out, I don't know what to do with a girl like this.
So I'm driving her home and pass a cheap hotel, I figure, what have I got to lose. So I ask:
"Do you want to get a room and have some fun?"
She says: "I thought you'd never ask!"
I say: "Really? What are you going to tell your Sunday school children?"
She says: "The same thing I tell them every week. You don't have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!"
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