Joke Of The Day #47 - Mean LAWYER Won't Give To CHARITY.

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A local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer thought about it for a minute and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the volunteer mumbled, "Um... No."

"Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken volunteer began to stammer out an apology, but was cut off.

"Third, that my sister's husband died in a horrific traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated volunteer, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "... And I don't give them any goddamn money, so why should I give any to you?!?"

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