“you’re hired!” .☆｡ﾟdesired job / career / internship position subliminal…NewU 2022

this subliminal is completely unisex + gender-neutral and uses only "I, me, my" pronouns.

- be your boss’s favorite employee / intern; all of the managers / advisors / directors / authoritative staff adore you as a colleague; everyone always stands up for you & supports you at your desired job / career / internship
- always be given endless praise, awards, & accolades for being your desired job / career / internship’s best employee / intern to ever exist
- always have first pick to the best parking spots, desks, & any and all other employee / intern amenities offered by your desired job / career / internship
- have the smoothest move-in + transferring process; be given endless welcoming gifts on your first day