Premium Only Content

Elden Ring is Not a Masterpiece
Elden Ring is an excellent game, one of the best releases in the past few years, but...it's not a masterpiece. Maybe gamers' standards have lowered to dramatically that any great game is now considered a masterpiece, but Elden Ring is way too flawed to be one. Partly because it shares the same problems as Dark Souls 3, and partly because it chases modern gaming trends like giant Open Worlds with repetitive copy-pasted dungeons and bosses. I still like the game though.
https://www.patreon.com/syntheticman
0:00 Intro
2:22 Addressing the Last Video
5:23 Patch 1.03 Notes
10:52 Gameplay Mechanics I Like
28:44 Gameplay Mechanics I Don't Like
39:34 Open World Activities
53:00 NPC Quests
56:40 Legacy Dungeons & The Underground
1:10:12 Boss Design
1:20:08 BOSS RANT
1:30:37 Conclusion
#EldenRing #DarkSouls #SyntheticMan
-
30:53
Synthetic Man
1 year agoBarbie is the Most Delusional, Hateful, Woke Film I've Ever Seen
95.7K130 -
LIVE
The Quartering
55 minutes agoNo Kings Assassin Takes Out 4 Democrats! The Left Is Out Of Control!
9,348 watching -
LIVE
Turning Point USA
2 hours agoYWLS 2025 is LIVE! Hear from Riley Gaines, Charlie Kirk, Bethany Hamilton, Savannah Chrisley & more!
3,563 watching -
LIVE
SternAmerican
1 day agoFlag Day 2025: Voices of Valor – Honoring America’s Heroes – Saturday, June 14 at 2:00 PM EST
496 watching -
LIVE
AyeDeon
3 hours ago1st Time on Rumble(Multistream)
317 watching -
35:21
Tactical Advisor
1 hour agoNew Gun Unboxing | Vault Room Live Stream 028
12.4K2 -
1:25:20
Michael Franzese
19 hours agoAre We Headed for Collapse? War, Riots and Political Tension | LIVE
33.8K40 -
LIVE
JdaDelete
1 hour ago $0.02 earnedDuke Nukem 3D - Sega Saturday
68 watching -
THOUGHTCAST With Jeff D.
2 hours agoFlag Day & Fortnite. News and Protest watch Game Chat with Jeff D.
141 -
21:48
World2Briggs
14 hours ago $0.39 earned10 Towns Almost Begging People To Buy A Cheap Home
2.41K1