This Is What Facebook Would Have Looked Like If It Were A Human
Facebook is the social medium where millions of people spend their free and not-so-free time. There is so much that people share on there, not everything is fun or worthy of attention. Still, it seems some of the Facebook users do not understand that people don’t really want to know what they are doing at the moment, or how many coffees they have drank, or what kind of food has just been served in front of them.
Have you ever wondered what would it look like if you got to say aloud the exact same thing you write as your Facebook status every day? This sarcastic video shows just how would it look like if you said everything you did on Facebook out loud.
One guy plays the “audience”, i.e. all of your active Facebook friends. Across from him, we get to see every possible annoying Facebook user out there. One girl tells him how she and her husband met each other 10 years ago. Another guy is trying to convince his high school friend to come over to his <a href="https://rumble.com/v33ooe-marnies-birthday.html" target="_blank">party</a> that is 2,000 miles apart from his home. The best part is that he convinces his friend that there is nothing to lose, except for 1,000 dollars.
The rest are nothing different - asking Facebook for travel advice, whining about the guy that broke your heart, bragging how you wiped your Facebook friends list clean and you are grateful that that guy you only see at work is still your FB buddy...not to mention all those misused <a href="https://rumble.com/v363on-a-twitter-hashtag-makes-people-think-selena-gomez-is-dead.html" target="_blank">hashtags</a>!
So people, have this video in mind when you post something on Facebook or any other social media. You might get your friends bored with all the insignificant things that you are sharing in order to fill your free time…
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Chatty Cathy Engages In Monologue Announcing Her Pregnancy
A bizarre video has emerged online of a chatty woman announcing her pregnancy tests to a guy she just met, informing him that they are expecting a baby, waving the positive test results in his face!
This pregnancy test came as a huge surprise, especially for the guy standing at the door! It's always better to be safe than sorry when it comes to pregnancy tests, but this <a href="https://rumble.com/v342la-wife-surprises-husband-in-funny-pregnancy-announcement.html" target="_blank">pregnancy announcement</a> went a little too far!
Watch this hilarious monologue a woman engages into, not allowing the father-to-be to have a word. She is so excited to give him the good news, but this monologue take a surprising turn after the one-minute constant talk.
At the beginning of the video, we see a door open and a man waving his hand trying to say ‘Hi” when a woman on the other side of the door beats him to it and starts a monologue. She goes on and on about how happy she is to find out that she is pregnant.
“You are not going to believe this, I’m pregnant!”, the woman screams leaving the man waiting outside the door, all puzzled and confused. The only thing he does is move his eyes, head and body in discomfort, not managing to utter a word. The woman continues to talk and talk, and not a single word comes out of this man’s mouth! Is he too confused to say anything or he just cannot get a turn from <a href="https://rumble.com/v39r1r-chatty-parrot-and-owner-have-a-conversation.html" target="_blank">chatty</a> Cathy.
“I am so excited. It has been such a journey of heartache and pain and trying and trying and trying…”, she puts the pregnancy stick into his face, waving it with excitement. “I finally got that little blue line which means pregnant! It is just that the joy that I am going to feel seeing that little Jane popping out. I mean, we don’t have to name her Jane, we can talk about that, she can be Samantha, she is going to curl her little hair and she is going to be just like her mom… I have been waiting for this moment for so long and I just realized I have not even introduced myself…” and this is when we get that Hollywood twist!
“I am Terran, I mean you know who I am”, the man doesn’t even get the chance to say his name! “The whole online dating thing is so funny, because when you finally meet someone for the first time for a date you don’t know if they are going to be crazy or if they would look like their profile picture… you look a lot like your profile picture….”, can you believe this woman?
“Should we get something to eat, I mean, I am eating for two now, so...we’ll be really hungry, yeah! Let’s get some food…”, off the door they go. Poor guy!
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