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Just the tip.

Eli begins to target Dennis Jerome Jr, desperate to gobble his meat.

Such a damn cuck.

...seems fine to me.

...will be a humbling experience for him.

...not really.

And loses another tooth.

Cancer? Kill yourself. Depression? Kill yourself. Stubbed toe? Kill yourself. MAID in Canada.

This was briefly a Youtube ad that caused such a backlash that it was banned almost immediately afterwards.

I'm not actually sure what state this took place in.

Recent Eli nonsense and vidmemes

Eli finds out he had less clout within the Manosphere than HollyXO had, despite her being a female, and takes this news about as well as one would expect.

M'kay.

Eli breaks up with Robert Reese.

BYOB - Bring Your Own Bleach

Eli gets some bad news, let's see how he takes it...

No comment

Ugh. Kill me a 7th time. Warning: Contains old memes.

Video credit: Jamie Lycantheory

Coach Eli has a sealed juvenile Superior Court record.

Who Do You Think Won?

Archived for evidentiary purposes.

An ancient video that has footage of the birth of Coach Eli.

Ancient video, a lot of these people have fallen off since it was made.

Ancient video. This is what life was like back when Jamie Lycantheory and Coach Eli were going at each other daily.