nippy2x1

One-shot reaction to an entire playlist of Peter Fighting a giant Chicken

The story... I'm running some errands on my Ryker. Heading up a 70mph two-lane highway. There's a rig coming up the feeder ramp so we all move over into the left lane. The f150 directly in front of me started slowing matching the speed of the oncoming rig next to us. 45mph she's going, in the fast lane, on a two-lane 70mph highway. The car behind me is making me really nervous at this point because he staying on my ass like it's my fault. So as soon as that rig gave me enough space I got out behind that f150 and as I was passing the f150 driver and I locked eyes and I shook my head at her and speed off. She was a tiny speck in my mirrors real soon. I didn't think a thing about it. So I pull into Panera Bread picking up one of my errands and this truck pulls up real close next to me as I'm getting off my Ryker. I just think it's someone in a hurry and start heading into Panera Bread. Then I hear some lady screaming so I turn around and it's tge driver of the truck she was hanging out her window screaming at me. I let her know I've got music playing in my headphones so I can make out what she's saying. After I turned the music off on my phone I can hear clearly she was yelling at me for judging her for going slow on the highway. Holy shit it's the f150 from miles back! She must have floored it for a long time to catch up to me here. I tell her I'm sorry you're so angry but it's not that big a deal I honestly forgot about it until now. I turn and head into the Panera Bread. As soon as I get past the 2nd set of doors I hear her behind me yelling "you assaulted me" DA fuck I did! I pull my phone out and started recording. I didn't say a thing just hit record. Because at that point it hit me. I'm dealing with a Karen. ( legal disclaimer: the reference is to Internet Karen, not all of you beautiful women named Karen.) Notice how there's no screaming or accusations of assault when the phone's in her face? Be careful out there.

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