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Raccoons love the suburbs. The reason why is because of all of the trash bins that are left outside, giving them access to large amounts of food that was thrown out by us, the humans. This raccoon gives the person behind the camera a conniving look before getting away. Hide all your snacks and goodies! This sneaky raccoon will make you think twice before leaving that window open at night! What do you think this raccoon is capable of? It is best to not engage them as they are a hotbed for diseases out in the wild. For more funny animal videos, be sure to check out Rumble.com. Check out this plotting raccoon.

The following video is not fake. It's 100% real, raw and unfiltered. Harmony, a 6 month old grey and yellow cockatiel appears to have telekinetic powers to distort her owner's smart phone video on command! Watch in complete shock as Jordan Randomness asks her to distort the video feed not only once, but twice in secession until the smart phone's battery overloads and transmission is abruptly interrupted. Truly a scary unexplained event!

An absolutely gorgeous Late Spring Fritillary Butterfly in its natural flower habitat is caught on an HD camera. A truly rare event considering most butterflies will fly away at the slightest of disturbances. "I didn't need a zoom lens at all with this little brave guy which is a shocker for me," said Jordan Randomness, "He took a real liking to the camera and gave us a really good show." Nice nature catch!

Could there a possibly be a new Beavis and Butthead TV series in the works? It could happen... but most likely not anytime in the near future. However, this fan-made video short that's cleverly animated with past episode video stills and voiced solely by voice actor Jordan Randomness will make even the original B&B creator, Mike Judge, consider bringing back the dynamic duo from the MTV film archives.

It is totally inconceivable that a person who has access to the Internet and knows how to use it has not noticed that cats have totally taken over it and rule it with supremacy! But if you think that this is a modern phenomenon - you are dearly mistaken: not only that cats are trending for the past 10 years on the Internet but they are trending for millenia. If you do not believe us, please take a look at the drawings of cats in the Egyptian pyramids. But let us return to the present. Youtube is brimming with videos of cute kittens and every video is becoming an almost instant sensation. There are a lot of channels dedicated only to striped purring creatures, memes, gifs, demotivators, avatars with mustaches, tails and cat muzzles that have eclipsed the space of social networks, there are oceans of ​groups of feline lovers, which in fact are the most popular forms of online networking of pet enthusiasts. People who have not been dragged into the pool of kitty veneration, are dealing with a very logical question: "What aroused such interest in these soft-furred mousers? Why not dogs? Why not birds? Or fish? Why cats? ". Both the very culprits, doing the campaigns for promoting cats online, and the viewers and loyal cat fans even though they do their best to unravel the mystery of cat interest, they cannot provide a single definite answer, apart from: "But they are soo cuuuuute - don’t you just want to squeeeeeze theeem?", "Cat is my spirit animal, and I think that half the world agrees with me", "Cats ...hmm ... I just love them!", "Cause they are so funny and adorable." In a great battle of the minds, pet owner Jordan Randomness attempts to reason with a grumpy talking cat through a glass door. After several attempts of complaining and knocking profusely, the annoyed cat gives up but gets a few last comical jabs in before finally storming away. A hilarious footage has emerged of a cat sitting outside a glass window, meowing at the owner and pawing at the glass <a href="https://rumble.com/v3b11s-clever-dog-lets-the-cat-in-and-closes-the-door-after.html" target="_blank">in order to be let inside</a>. The owner came up with a great idea to voice over the video and give the cat-meowing a human sound, making funny remarks to the monologue, giving the cat a chance to state its mind! Hilarious! Go outside, they said. It will be good for you, they said. Well, how can they know if it is good for me? Sure, it is brighter and greener outside, especially when the sun is shining, plus breathing some fresh air could lift the spirits a bit. However, there is always a chance to be locked outside the house, when all you want to do is lay on the cozy blanket of yours. Hilarious footage shows a cat standing <a href="https://rumble.com/v347r9-frustrated-cat-talks-to-a-bird-outside.html" target="_blank">on the other side of the glass window</a>, meowing and pawing at the door, in an attempt to break in. Since the owner didn’t let the cat enter the house right away, he engaged in a long, tiresome monologue with the car, much to our amusement. This tenacious cat really embodies exactly how we feel when we forget our keys and there is nobody at home to let us in. Sometimes the thought of going outside can be as daunting as the chance of being locked out in the cold, with nowhere to go. We feel with you buddy!

We've all been there as kids - minding our own business and then all of a sudden we catch a glimpse of our siblings playing with toys much cooler than our measly hand-me-downs. Jealously takes over and we must take the toy from them by any means necessary. The feline world is no different apparently. Ah memories! Don't we all just want to play and have some fun? This is a classic case of "I want that". Children and animals alike have always wanted something that someone else is using, just like in this situation. Children and this kitten have a ton in common on that front. They both just try and get whatever it is that they want. This is probably the cutest kitty "fight" that you will see all day. This is just another cuteness overload! If your pets ever do anything cute, be sure to upload them to Rumble.com! Check out this adorable cat video!

Aren’t puppies just the greatest? So tiny and playful, without a care in the world. Our days will never be boring if we surround ourselves with teeny, tiny puppies! Can we have more than one? Because what could be more fun than watching two adorable puppies play chase at the local pet store? You won't be able to hold back as these happy puppies run around the playpen bursting with energy to spare! Man, these two really have bucketloads of energy! At one point we really thought that they will bust the walls of the playpen, spill over on the ground and continue all over the floor, like a whirlwind of ears and tails! So cute!

You've probably been there. You're in the middle of a live stream and something funny or embarrassing happens. Owner Jordan Randomness caught this unexpected moment when his cat, Raymond, faces the camera and sticks out his tongue at his live stream audience! The playful cat is fully aware of his mischievousness and finally puts the raspberry away after a few laughs. Hilarious!

Just when this mother cat thought she could take a refreshing milk break from nursing her own growing litter of kittens, they all find her hiding out, pry at her belly and keep on chugging. The exhausted expression on her face is priceless. As is with the gift of being a loving mommy cat. So cute!

User 'jordanrandomness' presents to us Part 5 of the ongoing Sonic The Hedgehog Comic Series entitled "Sonic Zombie Invasion". In this chapter, the Sonic crew learns from Silver The Hedgehog the true origins of the zombie chao virus. Plus a mysterious stranger appears from the future. Is this new time traveler the real villain of the zombie invasion? Stay tuned!

All out of microwave popcorn on Saturday night? Have plenty of popcorn in a jar, but concerned with the safety of pan frying your buttery treat around the kids? Jordan Randomness discovers a NEW and healthier alternative to bring back the fun of movie night with just a paper lunch bag!

Your heart will absolutely melt as you watch this youngster raccoon taking a bath beside a big red water bowl. His mother appears to want to get to that hard-to-reach dirt he missed behind his ears... and everywhere else. Mother obviously knows best! But embarrassed in front of his other siblings by his mother's 100% no dirt policy, he scrambles and waddles to shoo his maternal figure away returning to the ropes of washing himself once more.

Witness the infinite beauty of Mother Nature as hundreds of returning birds take an uncanny form of ghostly fish and other enigmatic smoky shapes. "Circling and swimming around each other, they are a truly a wondrous and breathtaking sight. It's like they are opening a rift in space and time.", said Jordan Randomness as the closing sunset engulfs the flock of tiny entertainers.

Like a true spy scene straight out of a movie, this raccoon is caught on a night vision security cam successfully escaping with a gigantic 28 pound bag of cat food. "I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen the footage myself," said Jordan Randomness. "Those huge bags of food always turned up missing the next morning and now I know why!"

Has this happened to you: you are out hiking, exploring the wonders of nature and you come across a sight that you just have to share on your Instagram and the cell signal is terrible? Wouldn't it be nice if there was a way to boost your signal? Well Jordan Ransom here has a cool little <a href="https://rumble.com/v30hw2-how-to-easily-remove-peanuts-skin.html" target="_blank">hack</a> for you for when you are in dire need of cell coverage! All you need is a full water bottle and your cell phone. Put your phone on airplane mode and place the full bottle near the top of the phone. Putting the phone on airplane mode blocks all wireless and cellular signals. After a few seconds, turn off airplane mode and the bottle of water will boost your carrier's signal just enough for you to upload that photo or send an emergency text if need be. Even though we are not sure how this hack works, it seems that it worked for Jordan here. While many people are skeptical about smartphones’ importance in today’s society, the fact remains that they’re a <a href="https://rumble.com/v3ppo9-education-a-vital-part-of-rebuilding-extremist-strongholds.html" target="_blank">vital part</a> of our world. Whether we’re using them for shopping, communication, entertainment, or anything else, there are a host of reasons to use them.

In this chapter, the Sonic crew runs away from the chao zombie horde... but for how long? Plus Silver the Hedgehog misses his date with Blaze the Cat!

In this chapter, the Sonic wants to play Sonic '06 and then gang finds out that there is a sudden Zombie Chao outbreak and Cheese the Chao is the leader of it all the chaos. The Sonic Zombie Apocalypse begins here, but how will it finish?

In this Sonic Comics episode, Silver The Hedgehog shows The Sonic Gang the simplest way to have your Independence Day to go out with a BANG!

Silver the Hedgehog is really hungry and Amy offers Silver to come inside her house to have some cookies. This should teach Silver that if he wants some baked goodies, he should go to Blaze's house next time for some pie instead!

Silver The Hedgehog & Blaze The Cat go on a date night! A bug lands on Silver's back and he can't reach it! So Silver better asks Blaze for some help. BAD IDEA!!!

Silver the Hedgehog undertakes a science experiment. And gets a new face...

Amy Rose is heading this way. Time for Sonic to act fast!

During this time of year, you know every store has one of these! Too funny!

During a 2016 Halloween promo video, a naughty kitty climbs painfully to the top of its owner's shoulder and owns the scene. Cat owner Jordan Randomness tries to improvise but the playful feline insists on being the new director!

Using the app Faceswap Live, voice impressionist Jordan Randomness makes an incredible voice impersonation of Don Corolone from the epic 70's classic "The Godfather".