comedianjoemachi

I know. You're sick of hearing jokes about fertilizer bans in other countries. Please indulge, subscribe and check out my tour dates below: Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3 Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26 Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8

Please enjoy this joke. Catch me at: Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.

Other comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work. It's what fans say I'm best at. Catch me at these venues: Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6. Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13. Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. #jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.

Please subscribe - and catch me at: Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 29-30. Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6. Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13. Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. #jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.

Please subscribe and catch me at: Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 29-30. Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6. Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13. Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. #jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.

Here's a quick joke about airline mergers and lack of competition. Please subscribe and catch me at: Fort Worth, TX Hyenas. July 22-23. Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 29-30. Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6. Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13. Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10. Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1. Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7. Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15. West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20. Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12. #jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.

Catch me at: Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19. Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23 Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sep. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1 Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7 Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15. Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12. joemachi.com for updated tour schedule. #jokes #standup #joemachi

Thanks for watching! Catch me at any of these venues: St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9-12 Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19. Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23 Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sep. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1 Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7 Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15. Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12. joemachi.com for updated tour schedule. #jokes #standup #joemachi

Thanks for watching! Catch me at any of these venues: Greenville, SC The Comedy Zone. June 3-5 St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9012 Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19. Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23 Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21. Chicago, IL Zanies Sep. 2-4. Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1 Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7 Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15. Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12. joemachi.com for updated tour schedule. #jokes #standup #joemachi

NY, NY Carolines. May 14 Greenville, SC The Comedy Zone. June 3-5 St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9012 Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19. Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23 Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21. Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1 Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7 Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15. Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12. joemachi.com for updated tour schedule. #jokes #standup #joemachi

A lot of comedians don't know what to do when they don't laugh. Luckily, it happens to me all the time. Catch me at: Irvine, CA The Improv. May 6-8 NY, NY Carolines. May 14 Greenville, SC The Comedy Zone. June 3-5 St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9012 Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19. Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23 Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21. Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10 Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1 Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15. Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12. joemachi.com for updated tour schedule. #jokes #standup #joemachi

If you are sick of this story DON'T CLICK! Also catch me at: Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop. April 8-9. Houston, TX, Rudyard's. April 22-23 Irvine, CA, The Improv. May 6-8 St. Louis, MO (St. Charles) Funny Bone. June 9-12. Fort Worth, TX Hyenas. July 22-23. Tampa, FL, Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21. More dates to come at joemachi.com

I saw this old joke of mine going around as a meme uncredited so I decided to post it. Please catch me at any of these great cities: Milwaukee, WI Potawatomi Casino March 12 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas March 18,19 Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop April 8,9. Houston, TX Rudyards April 22,23. Irvine, Ca Improv May 6-8. St. Louis, MO Funnybone (St. Charles) June 9-12 Ft. Worth, TX Hyena's July 22,23 Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21 Please see joemachi.com for tour updates.

Catch me at Comix Roadhouse @ Mohegan Sun 2/18-2/20 and Bananas in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 3/26-27. joemachi.com for tour dates. Thank you!

Are you tired of hyperbole? You won't find any here! Catch me at: Fort Myers 2.10-12 Laugh In Comedy Cafe. Milwaukee, WI 3.12 Potawatomi Casino (Bonkerz) Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 3.18-19 Bananas Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.8-9 Houston, TX 4.22-23 Rudyard's joemachi.com for tour calendar

Catch me at Fort Myers June 24-26 at Laugh In Comedy Cafe Fort Worth July 3-31 at Hyenas Austin Aug 20-21 at Romo Room Houston Aug 22 at Rudyards. Please enjoy this joke about Bill Gates.

Dallas! I'll be at Hyena's June 11&12. Ft. Myers! I'll be at The Laugh In Cafe June 24-26. Please enjoy this joke about politicians not making the same sacrifices as everyone else. Thank you!

Catch me at Laugh It Poughkeepsie this weekend. Hyenas in Dallas and Laugh in Cafe in Ft. Myers in June. Please enjoy this joke about Dr. Fauci. Thank you!

Covid cleaning has changed a lot. joemachi.com for tour dates.