bilaldoesnotcare

Lol stay insured on the plane guys #lol

Man I’m getting cancelled before I begin

Just another day of a comedian where you check the toilets to see a passport accompanied by the person who left skid marks in the toilet and the stench of fresh turd. @bilaldoesnotcare Follow me on Insta, Tiktok

This is how I start a set, make sure they don’t know what hit them.

This is shot over 5 gigs, and starts from my initial entry into stand up comedy. Which is a strange world, one filled with all manners of madness. There is no clear path to take when it comes to stand up, apart from waddling forwards. We all laugh and make people laugh, something that has been engrained in us since cavemen times. I find it fasinating and thats what compelled me to get started. Also that and I wanted more Vaaj. Warning - I like and use dark humour, this involves themes of a dark and graphic nature. If you are squemish or a wet flannel I'd recommend turning away. Follow me on - Instagram : @Bilaldoesnotcare Twitter : @Billdoesnotcare Tiktok (Had to be done I apologise) : @Bilaldoesnotcare Snapchat : Bigbarstardboss

Hello, this is my 3rd ever gig. And I decided to go all in. #darkhumour #nooffence