ahundredbeef

I died laughing watching nostalgia critic this morning when he went over what that stupid octopus said from Shark Tale. I had to make this just because of that lol.

Feel free to disagree :) Made it a comedy skit so its less serious and easer to digest if you disagree

Prod. Emstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwMfzvnQibvIfZ-HbX6TWRg cant tell me where to go Or tell me what to do Parents wont always be there for you I dont know what to say You say, "its not true need to do this for me and you" I used to be the type of kid that lacked communication Why am i so diretly wired, socal cues tainted Emotions spewing using a high pitch cadence i dont belong as an alien with scaly skin difant cause sarcasm is taken literal Parents split-custody is like a give and go As a class-clown the class had me piegoned hold Then the teacher realized it wasnt a frickin show generilized anxiety phycologist diagnosed teachin me coping skills did i practice? NOPE Was the werid kid other kids put up with feared when i had another meltdown in public Disrupting class being dismissed to the guidance counclier Go cry somewhere else you cant have a meltdown in here My anxiety is too much to express to em wasted my childhood doing homework i couldnt pay attention Have a bad day, ill hug you son I'll be your support from All the troubles i cant comprend Please help me understand This is your legacy, , ehhh this is your legacy ehhh Worried about small things Things will be altering Godll solve it all you see This is your legacy Legacy I used to be the type of kid that lacked communication Puberty cranked it up a notch with my mutation Depression and anxiety became adjacent Move in this stranger now our space is cluttered My anger at 13 was too much to even muster I'll be fine as long as I listen to my CD player Stuck in my room you wont even see me later Making silly comics from reading the paper What i wanted to happen i wrote in short stories My pencil wrote what i wanted to report for me Asking the girl out hottest one in my classroom Im not good at drawing so i quit that soon No food no sleep spoiled like a sell by Mental hopsital then went to adelphoi Met a kid that sparked my love of rap music Helped me process through that abuse with That kid thats been calling me a gay slur Now i can call him that back on this paper And so i let out all that pent up anger So i became homophobic as a teenager ironically deep down i wasnt straight Classmate knew when i wouldnt look from his gaze I wish id asked if he felt that way too He was made fun of too so we stayed gloom This is your legacy, , ehhh this is your legacy ehhh Worried about small things Things will be altering Godll solve it all you see This is your legacy Legacy I used to be the type of kind that lacked comunication Now I can tell right away when you are faking Thought some people back in high school liked my music They were making fun of me for their amusement One day they made fun of me, old memories Fuck you this music means everything to me Cause i was told all my life i was a loser By these fakes thinking my lifes a fucking blooper Shut up assholes, went from being suicidal to feeling good enough so God takes my mom home Some people dont know im on the autism spectrum So im constantly compared to neotypicals expectations found out im a biromatic asexual scared theyd leave cause sex is a no Since fake people are nosey listen closely throw shade at my life but dont even know me Have a bad day, ill hug you son I'll be your support from All the troubles i cant comprend Please help me understand This is your legacy, , ehhh this is your legacy ehhh Worried about small things Things will be altering Godll solve it all you see This is your legacy Legacy

Where i got the evil laugh from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic Bonus Track on My Ep called, "The Caring Cynic" This game really changes you, it has me Im not blaming any rappers falling into it Im blaming the game for brainwashing all of us THe people in the suits telling us this is how to be happy This means anything in the entertianment industry really Its not rappers fault its the system Im not guiltless in this position Theres no rapper that hasnt self-promoted And hoped that the stranger opened it We never ask each other how youre doing Just plugging what were pursuin' rap promises us fame and wealth doesnt it So we grind till one day we wanna quit Teaches you to put nothing else above this Keep grinding and plug yourself in public games cynical hearts winter cold wheres humanity backstab, vanity dont trust, keep distance Cause their mixtape they want a peep and listen fuck plugs stinks in the other postion Never pays off like college tuition, bitchin Hook: This games best suited for the phycopaths hard to swallow belle delphins bubble bath Seeing the truth makes me wanna double back the devils music, brainwashin under rap if you keep grinding youll hit it mainstream When I say this you might hate me The chances of us blowing is one in a million An empty hole that never gets done filling When is it enough to have enough subscribers With money Youtube doesnt supply us Soundclouds self-promos another reminder That people are hungry to build an empire See a need fill a need reactors overwelmed career tweeked artists becomin reactors themselves All about supply and demand, wow Too many artists tryin to stand out Small artists need some damn help Annoying the reactors till they scream and shout, "ENOUGH! ENOUGH!" Hook: This games best suited for the phycopaths hard to swallow belle delphins bubble bath Seeing the truth makes me wanna double back the devils music, brainwashin under rap This games best suited for the phycopaths hard to swallow belle delphins bubble bath Seeing the truth makes me wanna double back the devils musicx5

Perfect song for Valentines Day coming up... Prod. by SimplyLeoder : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwwr9rflBM When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful Every hour we spent together, lives within my heart And when she was sad, I was there to dry her tears And when she was happy, so was I, when she loved me Through the summer and the fall, we had each other, that was all Just she and I together, like it was meant to be And when she was lonely, I was there to comfort her And I knew that she loved me So the years went by, I stayed the same But she began to drift away, I was left alone Still I waited for the day, when she'd say "I will always love you" Lonely and forgotten, never thought she'd look my way And she smiled at me and held me, just like she used to do Like she loved me, when she loved me When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful Every hour we spent together, lives within my heart When she loved me

Lyrics: Mmm, baby I don't understand this You're changing, I can't stand it My heart can't take this damage And the way I feel, can't stand it Mmm, baby I don't understand this You're changing, I can't stand it My heart can't take this damage And the way I feel, can't stand it Mmm, baby I don't understand it Girl, you're making it hard for me Girl, you're making it hard for me Girl, you're making it hard for me, uh Girl, you're making it hard for me Girl, you're making it hard for me Girl, you're making it hard for me Mmm, baby I don't understand this You're changing, I can't stand it My heart can't take this damage And the way I feel, can't stand it Mmm, baby I don't understand this You're changing, I can't stand it My heart can't take this damage And the way I feel, can't stand it Mmm, baby I don't understand this You're changing, I can't stand it My heart can't take this damage And the way I feel, can't stand it Mmm, baby I don't understand it

bout time i showed you how I really look like...

Comedy skit lol

This is the hardest to explain...

Prod. MrGlere: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw3D6me0jqYBldDbFD4c6nQ This is a fake story about a man that killed a classmate bully at 13, then got out of prison later in life and ended up killing his neighbor because of him bragging about his life and not able to get his own started because of his criminal record. Then once again in prison and thinking his lifes over and he asked the officer and the judge deciding weither not to give him life in prison or the death penality to just give him death or hell kill everyone in the state penitentiary till he does get the death penalty Lyrics: Nice guys dont always finish last This is for making fun of me in class Go ahead mess with me one more time I'll pin you to the floor with this nine Phyco killer, forced this way (click click bang bang click click bang bang) Im really not in the mood todayyyyy x2 you dont know me anyway There you go again putting me down Youre someone I shouldnt be around Brag about your career and your wife get a job, get laid, i adore your advice Phyco killer, forced this way (click click bang bang click click bang bang) Im really not in the mood todayyyyy x2 you dont know me anyway Officer just give me death Even before this I had nothing left I was a good person, followed the rules Till one day i snapped and he swallowed my tool If I get life id hate to do it again dont make me Kill everyone in this state pen Phyco killer, forced this way (click click bang bang click click bang bang) Im really not in the mood todayyyyy x2 you dont know me anyway

Metaphor of everyones reaction after that year was over

I Hate to have to do this....

Mr Beast's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBeast6000 Mr Beast's Website: https://shopmrbeast.com/

This Needed To Be Said... my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ahundredbeef/?hl=en who did the thumbnail social medias: https://www.instagram.com/lennyleslie/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIMgPptK5TPkBBlq24TudYQ

Prod. Liam Bell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmI1PpfyjSY Lyrics: Another turning point A fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist Directs you where to go So make the best of this test And don't ask why It's not a question But a lesson learned in time It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life So take the photographs And still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf In good health and good time Tattoos of memories And dead skin on trial For what it's worth It was worth all the while It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life

Prod. Beats By Uriel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChychFBSUTtE-CLzIeKZ_hg Sorry I wasnt in the mood Depression always tryin to intrude I appreciate the the things that you do need to try harder true Temptation lets me refuse Long time since ive been in pew x2 God knows that im not lying inner perfectionist defied him You never fail if you keep trying That moto had me put all my time in We were so close now we separated Any time i cuss i test your patience My prayers treat you like my therapist I mess up right after theyre dismissed Why ask for forgiveness if i didnt learn my lesson Im a christian i should be spreading your message Sorry I wasnt in the mood Depression always tryin to intrude I appreciate the the things that you do need to try harder true Temptation lets me refuse Long time since ive been in pew x2 I could be your best deciple but i Finally read a chapter in the bible I just feel like ill never be enough Self-doubt attacking me all at once And I know we have our disagreements When it comes down to it sin is between us And I gotta accept that you forgive them And accept my mistakes and keep living Why ask for forgiveness if i didnt learn my lesson Im a christian i should be spreading your message Sorry I wasnt in the mood Depression always tryin to intrude I appreciate the the things that you do need to try harder true Temptation lets me refuse Long time since ive been in pew x2

Prod. $lit Wriztz: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmGNJBvyiAEKnYXmmUVHMOQ Third track on my album, "The Caring Cynic" Lyrics: The world tells you money is power sublimitaly its on Every advertisment thats been on tv Associate attractive women with products And whats an attractive woman to be honest Everyone treats money like a contest Make more money lose family and contacts Tell young girls they aint pretty without dumb packs of your brand of makeup so you can profit Adds after cartoons are sugary snacks so kids bought it Food comapines make money who cares whats processsed Make food addictive then put some sugar on it The world replaced arguing on tv with politics Tell blanket statements to spark an argument Pander to their party so their ratings are met Brainwash and mainpulate opinions Politics aside people wont even fucking listen Cant say a harmless joke cause 2020 tension Twitter will cancel you no matter you intentions Someone wanted some followers and recongition While those people probably was in their position College makes it so you cant pay tuition So you cant start life like the keys stuck in the inition Gradeschool is just a fucking babysitter Now jail thats something thats vaguly similar mimumum wage pays you just enough to survive Slack off one day youre garbage in their eyes They work you like its a full career but less money otherwise In actual careers they work you till your time is compomised Point is employers only care about what you provide That shirt isnt cool its conditioned I'll start my own style and get commition Toys were the only reason i went to mcdonalds And now i eat their fries when im hallow Cause they called call it a happy meal what i swallowed They assicoated it with my feelings to get a few dollars more moneys a social contruct what someones willing to spend I dont work cause im not dealing with the demands Makes me feel less of a human being Jobs that treat employees like a new machine Mental health acting up excuse me please I live with my parents moneys useless to me If i was on my own and bills made me refuse to leave Id be in the mental hosipital every two to three weeks Autism really hurt my chance to compete Look what the lazy sterotype done to me And still the world silently judges me And if you think less of me thats fucking lovely Why do we judge ourselves by a paycheck If you know me im laid back dating like finding a needle in a haystack potential partners hate i dont take crap Why cant positive traits be the deciding factors Why is it laughed at that ima rapper I dont fit in this world im trying to adapt here But the way i think is it that weird? Why is money the reason someones successful i work harder than a lot with just an instrumental Time isnt wasted because it bring me happiness Thats why life is about, make it the best that it is i dont mean to bring up any jeallousness Maybe im just a spoiled brat tell it how it is id work when my emotional mind lets me Doing youtube sometimes even is stressing Why is tabo to be unemployeed though It gave me insecurities unavoidable I got a disability why do i gottta to explain for I hate corperations and I hate being manipulated more

Sub to the producer(Jonathan Shiloh): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTQ5BCSXnBFFqGXvMnRLdZQ Fourth track on my upcoming album, "The Caring Cynic" Yes running outta time makes em feel dread But Most women want to bare your children I feel like theres a different field im in I still got all these demons I gotta kill dead And a lot a men like to hit and dip But im into some different shit I would never try to just to get a fix But some women use a baby as commitmentship Some guys hit it and leave satified They werent ready for some women trying to stratagize And produce a baby im not supporting em either thats a lie Cause some men leave women having to catastrophize And open their thighs just to get a prize So go ahead and shove your dick inside Now her self-esteem is all minimized Will she be too old to have her baby stick alive Once her time is up she cant start a family While her boyfriend is asking for a handy She so set she never even buys plan b While rushing a guy is so damaging Its been a year and youre asking for a damn ring And men have goals too that sometimes we cant bring They dont respect the dreams we have planning And were in our twenties id be outstanding If people never rushed and let love happen naturally Cause love can be so sweet it fills you with cavities loves blind and doesnt see red flag activities If you dont have patience a man will wanna leave If you use her for sex mostly its not their dream Ive been so lonely filled with insecurites If you want a working man sure ill leave And i definitly dont have the maturity Cause im living how I want recording these But itd be nice if the world didnt forget me Its my fault cause im grinding heavily This addiction seems so devilishly wicked I have self-intrest too I admit it Cause the mental hospital is how ill be committed And ive been spitting venom so acidic I'll just find someone thats also autistic Or someone that goals are realistic Of course for me in specific Because everyone in this world is different And ive definitly kept my distance If you go for just looks your shallow Its fine for kids but now youre how old Thinking like this will keep you in prison Cause you could be attracting the wost women I used to think like this but i wont give in Looks are just ones own opinion When I leave your world ill be an angel Seems like i dont belong in any angle Dancing with the devil fuck your tango Yes im lonely but ima offend ya for sure Cause i hate relationships and I hate agendas more

#trump #trump2024 #trump2016

I WROTE THIS AFTERRRRRR I WAS FEELING LIKE THIS! I AM DOING WELL SO I CAN PROTRAY EXACTLY WHAT HAVING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BIPOLAR DISORDER IS LIKE! LadiesMan217: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTqeofLS5h0&list=LLVsg68bMQD1qBucpONdSffw Lyrics: Verse 1: Depression lerking in your happiness Pretty soon your lifes actually a mess Sucidal thoughts leading to a plan Fight it off myself not needing a hand Go to the store and it surreal really When you lie to people how your feeling my bipolar knows all the tricks in the book Used to being numb so im not getting shook Yeah its okay Ill call the suicide hotline and not ruin their day Yeah its all right I'll win this war but im loosing my fight Im getting kinda sick of feelin manic Up till 4 in the morning like insomac shit Im the reason im up cause i planned it Hope my impulsions dont cause damange One situation could ulter my life And its still my fault i realize I wont grap for the kicten knife Im never ending my fricken life

Bonus Track On My Ep, "The Caring Cynic" Lyrics: Deep down i really hate your guts Were cool in these dreams but theyre fake as fuck hate em but moms in em i need em the most Cause in real life you had greed and went ghost We were cool in my youths nievaty You used to ruin the dreams mom visted me Still try to savatage but the dreams managable Guess my greving can evolve Helped me follow my daydreams now you give me nightmares I wanna wake up sometimes when youre right there Still got an aqward vibe fake as your smile was You faked being my buddys havent see you in a while cause you were like a second father to me, we bonded You will never make an impact that my mom did Associating you with my real dad is insulting you ruined my teenage years why do i feel nostolgic I miss you mom i forgive you for marrying him He backstabbed us all whys he in our memories then I know these dreams with him help me forgive him But in this dream finally youre the only one in it x2

Comedy Skit. Not actually a tutorial lol

#thegrinch #howthegrinchstolechristmas