Aye Boss, It's Lenny (YTP)
I died laughing watching nostalgia critic this morning when he went over what that stupid octopus said from Shark Tale. I had to make this just because of that lol.
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Why Prostitution Should Be Legal (COMEDY SKIT)(IN MY OPINION)
Feel free to disagree :) Made it a comedy skit so its less serious and easer to digest if you disagree
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Eminem- Legacy Remix By 100% Beef Prod. Emstrumental #eminem #slimshady
Prod. Emstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwMfzvnQibvIfZ-HbX6TWRg
cant tell me where to go
Or tell me what to do
Parents wont always be there for you
I dont know what to say
You say, "its not true
need to do this for me and you"
I used to be the type of kid that lacked communication
Why am i so diretly wired, socal cues tainted
Emotions spewing using a high pitch cadence
i dont belong as an alien with scaly skin
difant cause sarcasm is taken literal
Parents split-custody is like a give and go
As a class-clown the class had me piegoned hold
Then the teacher realized it wasnt a frickin show
generilized anxiety phycologist diagnosed
teachin me coping skills did i practice? NOPE
Was the werid kid other kids put up with
feared when i had another meltdown in public
Disrupting class being dismissed to the guidance counclier
Go cry somewhere else you cant have a meltdown in here
My anxiety is too much to express to em
wasted my childhood doing homework i couldnt pay attention
Have a bad day, ill hug you son
I'll be your support from
All the troubles i cant comprend
Please help me understand
This is your legacy, , ehhh
this is your legacy ehhh
Worried about small things
Things will be altering
Godll solve it all you see
This is your legacy
Legacy
I used to be the type of kid that lacked communication
Puberty cranked it up a notch with my mutation
Depression and anxiety became adjacent
Move in this stranger now our space is cluttered
My anger at 13 was too much to even muster
I'll be fine as long as I listen to my CD player
Stuck in my room you wont even see me later
Making silly comics from reading the paper
What i wanted to happen i wrote in short stories
My pencil wrote what i wanted to report for me
Asking the girl out hottest one in my classroom
Im not good at drawing so i quit that soon
No food no sleep spoiled like a sell by
Mental hopsital then went to adelphoi
Met a kid that sparked my love of rap music
Helped me process through that abuse with
That kid thats been calling me a gay slur
Now i can call him that back on this paper
And so i let out all that pent up anger
So i became homophobic as a teenager
ironically deep down i wasnt straight
Classmate knew when i wouldnt look from his gaze
I wish id asked if he felt that way too
He was made fun of too so we stayed gloom
This is your legacy, , ehhh
this is your legacy ehhh
Worried about small things
Things will be altering
Godll solve it all you see
This is your legacy
Legacy
I used to be the type of kind that lacked comunication
Now I can tell right away when you are faking
Thought some people back in high school liked my music
They were making fun of me for their amusement
One day they made fun of me, old memories
Fuck you this music means everything to me
Cause i was told all my life i was a loser
By these fakes thinking my lifes a fucking blooper
Shut up assholes, went from being suicidal
to feeling good enough so God takes my mom home
Some people dont know im on the autism spectrum
So im constantly compared to neotypicals expectations
found out im a biromatic asexual
scared theyd leave cause sex is a no
Since fake people are nosey listen closely
throw shade at my life but dont even know me
Have a bad day, ill hug you son
I'll be your support from
All the troubles i cant comprend
Please help me understand
This is your legacy, , ehhh
this is your legacy ehhh
Worried about small things
Things will be altering
Godll solve it all you see
This is your legacy
Legacy
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100% Beef- Devil's Music (original)
Where i got the evil laugh from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic
Bonus Track on My Ep called, "The Caring Cynic"
This game really changes you, it has me
Im not blaming any rappers falling into it
Im blaming the game for brainwashing all of us
THe people in the suits telling us this is how to be happy
This means anything in the entertianment industry really
Its not rappers fault its the system
Im not guiltless in this position
Theres no rapper that hasnt self-promoted
And hoped that the stranger opened it
We never ask each other how youre doing
Just plugging what were pursuin'
rap promises us fame and wealth doesnt it
So we grind till one day we wanna quit
Teaches you to put nothing else above this
Keep grinding and plug yourself in public
games cynical
hearts winter cold
wheres humanity
backstab, vanity
dont trust, keep distance
Cause their mixtape they want a peep and listen
fuck plugs stinks in the other postion
Never pays off like college tuition, bitchin
Hook:
This games best suited for the phycopaths
hard to swallow belle delphins bubble bath
Seeing the truth makes me wanna double back
the devils music, brainwashin under rap
if you keep grinding youll hit it mainstream
When I say this you might hate me
The chances of us blowing is one in a million
An empty hole that never gets done filling
When is it enough to have enough subscribers
With money Youtube doesnt supply us
Soundclouds self-promos another reminder
That people are hungry to build an empire
See a need fill a need
reactors overwelmed
career tweeked
artists becomin reactors themselves
All about supply and demand, wow
Too many artists tryin to stand out
Small artists need some damn help
Annoying the reactors till they scream and shout,
"ENOUGH! ENOUGH!"
Hook:
This games best suited for the phycopaths
hard to swallow belle delphins bubble bath
Seeing the truth makes me wanna double back
the devils music, brainwashin under rap
This games best suited for the phycopaths
hard to swallow belle delphins bubble bath
Seeing the truth makes me wanna double back
the devils musicx5
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Sarah McLachlan- When She Loved Me Cover By 100% Beef Prod.SimplyLeoder
Perfect song for Valentines Day coming up...
Prod. by SimplyLeoder : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwwr9rflBM
When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful
Every hour we spent together, lives within my heart
And when she was sad, I was there to dry her tears
And when she was happy, so was I, when she loved me
Through the summer and the fall, we had each other, that was all
Just she and I together, like it was meant to be
And when she was lonely, I was there to comfort her
And I knew that she loved me
So the years went by, I stayed the same
But she began to drift away, I was left alone
Still I waited for the day, when she'd say "I will always love you"
Lonely and forgotten, never thought she'd look my way
And she smiled at me and held me, just like she used to do
Like she loved me, when she loved me
When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful
Every hour we spent together, lives within my heart
When she loved me
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Changes XXXTENTACION Cover By 100% Beef Prod. XXXTENTACION
Lyrics:
Mmm, baby I don't understand this
You're changing, I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
And the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, baby I don't understand this
You're changing, I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
And the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, baby I don't understand it
Girl, you're making it hard for me
Girl, you're making it hard for me
Girl, you're making it hard for me, uh
Girl, you're making it hard for me
Girl, you're making it hard for me
Girl, you're making it hard for me
Mmm, baby I don't understand this
You're changing, I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
And the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, baby I don't understand this
You're changing, I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
And the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, baby I don't understand this
You're changing, I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
And the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, baby I don't understand it
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Talking Heads - Psycho Killer Remix By 100% Beef Prod. MrGlere
Prod. MrGlere: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw3D6me0jqYBldDbFD4c6nQ
This is a fake story about a man that killed a classmate bully at 13, then got out of prison later in life and ended up killing his neighbor because of him bragging about his life and not able to get his own started because of his criminal record. Then once again in prison and thinking his lifes over and he asked the officer and the judge deciding weither not to give him life in prison or the death penality to just give him death or hell kill everyone in the state penitentiary till he does get the death penalty
Lyrics:
Nice guys dont always finish last
This is for making fun of me in class
Go ahead mess with me one more time
I'll pin you to the floor with this nine
Phyco killer, forced this way (click click bang bang click click bang bang)
Im really not in the mood todayyyyy
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you dont know me anyway
There you go again putting me down
Youre someone I shouldnt be around
Brag about your career and your wife
get a job, get laid, i adore your advice
Phyco killer, forced this way (click click bang bang click click bang bang)
Im really not in the mood todayyyyy
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you dont know me anyway
Officer just give me death
Even before this I had nothing left
I was a good person, followed the rules
Till one day i snapped and he swallowed my tool
If I get life id hate to do it again
dont make me Kill everyone in this state pen
Phyco killer, forced this way (click click bang bang click click bang bang)
Im really not in the mood todayyyyy
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you dont know me anyway
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2020 VS 2021's New Years Celebration
Metaphor of everyones reaction after that year was over
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LeafyisSincere Leafy Parody
Mr Beast's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBeast6000
Mr Beast's Website: https://shopmrbeast.com/
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Canceling Anthony Fantano..
This Needed To Be Said...
my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ahundredbeef/?hl=en
who did the thumbnail social medias:
https://www.instagram.com/lennyleslie/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIMgPptK5TPkBBlq24TudYQ
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Green Day- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)(Cover) By 100% Beef Prod. Liam Bell
Prod. Liam Bell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmI1PpfyjSY
Lyrics:
Another turning point
A fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
Directs you where to go
So make the best of this test
And don't ask why
It's not a question
But a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs
And still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf
In good health and good time
Tattoos of memories
And dead skin on trial
For what it's worth
It was worth all the while
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
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24kGoldn - Mood Remix By 100% Beef Prod. Beats By Uriel
Prod. Beats By Uriel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChychFBSUTtE-CLzIeKZ_hg
Sorry I wasnt in the mood
Depression always tryin to intrude
I appreciate the the things that you do
need to try harder true
Temptation lets me refuse
Long time since ive been in pew
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God knows that im not lying
inner perfectionist defied him
You never fail if you keep trying
That moto had me put all my time in
We were so close now we separated
Any time i cuss i test your patience
My prayers treat you like my therapist
I mess up right after theyre dismissed
Why ask for forgiveness if i didnt learn my lesson
Im a christian i should be spreading your message
Sorry I wasnt in the mood
Depression always tryin to intrude
I appreciate the the things that you do
need to try harder true
Temptation lets me refuse
Long time since ive been in pew
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I could be your best deciple
but i Finally read a chapter in the bible
I just feel like ill never be enough
Self-doubt attacking me all at once
And I know we have our disagreements
When it comes down to it sin is between us
And I gotta accept that you forgive them
And accept my mistakes and keep living
Why ask for forgiveness if i didnt learn my lesson
Im a christian i should be spreading your message
Sorry I wasnt in the mood
Depression always tryin to intrude
I appreciate the the things that you do
need to try harder true
Temptation lets me refuse
Long time since ive been in pew
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(Official Music Video) I Hate Corporations And I Hate Being Manipulated More Prod. $lit Wriztz
Prod. $lit Wriztz: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmGNJBvyiAEKnYXmmUVHMOQ
Third track on my album, "The Caring Cynic"
Lyrics: The world tells you money is power sublimitaly
its on Every advertisment thats been on tv
Associate attractive women with products
And whats an attractive woman to be honest
Everyone treats money like a contest
Make more money lose family and contacts
Tell young girls they aint pretty without dumb packs
of your brand of makeup so you can profit
Adds after cartoons are sugary snacks so kids bought it
Food comapines make money who cares whats processsed
Make food addictive then put some sugar on it
The world replaced arguing on tv with politics
Tell blanket statements to spark an argument
Pander to their party so their ratings are met
Brainwash and mainpulate opinions
Politics aside people wont even fucking listen
Cant say a harmless joke cause 2020 tension
Twitter will cancel you no matter you intentions
Someone wanted some followers and recongition
While those people probably was in their position
College makes it so you cant pay tuition
So you cant start life like the keys stuck in the inition
Gradeschool is just a fucking babysitter
Now jail thats something thats vaguly similar
mimumum wage pays you just enough to survive
Slack off one day youre garbage in their eyes
They work you like its a full career but less money otherwise
In actual careers they work you till your time is compomised
Point is employers only care about what you provide
That shirt isnt cool its conditioned
I'll start my own style and get commition
Toys were the only reason i went to mcdonalds
And now i eat their fries when im hallow
Cause they called call it a happy meal what i swallowed
They assicoated it with my feelings to get a few dollars more
moneys a social contruct what someones willing to spend
I dont work cause im not dealing with the demands
Makes me feel less of a human being
Jobs that treat employees like a new machine
Mental health acting up excuse me please
I live with my parents moneys useless to me
If i was on my own and bills made me refuse to leave
Id be in the mental hosipital every two to three weeks
Autism really hurt my chance to compete
Look what the lazy sterotype done to me
And still the world silently judges me
And if you think less of me thats fucking lovely
Why do we judge ourselves by a paycheck
If you know me im laid back
dating like finding a needle in a haystack
potential partners hate i dont take crap
Why cant positive traits be the deciding factors
Why is it laughed at that ima rapper
I dont fit in this world im trying to adapt here
But the way i think is it that weird?
Why is money the reason someones successful
i work harder than a lot with just an instrumental
Time isnt wasted because it bring me happiness
Thats why life is about, make it the best that it is
i dont mean to bring up any jeallousness
Maybe im just a spoiled brat tell it how it is
id work when my emotional mind lets me
Doing youtube sometimes even is stressing
Why is tabo to be unemployeed though
It gave me insecurities unavoidable
I got a disability why do i gottta to explain for
I hate corperations and I hate being manipulated more
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I Hate Relationships And I Hate Agendas More (Official Music Video) Prod. Jonathan Shiloh
Sub to the producer(Jonathan Shiloh): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTQ5BCSXnBFFqGXvMnRLdZQ
Fourth track on my upcoming album, "The Caring Cynic"
Yes running outta time makes em feel dread
But Most women want to bare your children
I feel like theres a different field im in
I still got all these demons I gotta kill dead
And a lot a men like to hit and dip
But im into some different shit
I would never try to just to get a fix
But some women use a baby as commitmentship
Some guys hit it and leave satified
They werent ready for some women trying to stratagize
And produce a baby im not supporting em either thats a lie
Cause some men leave women having to catastrophize
And open their thighs just to get a prize
So go ahead and shove your dick inside
Now her self-esteem is all minimized
Will she be too old to have her baby stick alive
Once her time is up she cant start a family
While her boyfriend is asking for a handy
She so set she never even buys plan b
While rushing a guy is so damaging
Its been a year and youre asking for a damn ring
And men have goals too that sometimes we cant bring
They dont respect the dreams we have planning
And were in our twenties id be outstanding
If people never rushed and let love happen naturally
Cause love can be so sweet it fills you with cavities
loves blind and doesnt see red flag activities
If you dont have patience a man will wanna leave
If you use her for sex mostly its not their dream
Ive been so lonely filled with insecurites
If you want a working man sure ill leave
And i definitly dont have the maturity
Cause im living how I want recording these
But itd be nice if the world didnt forget me
Its my fault cause im grinding heavily
This addiction seems so devilishly wicked
I have self-intrest too I admit it
Cause the mental hospital is how ill be committed
And ive been spitting venom so acidic
I'll just find someone thats also autistic
Or someone that goals are realistic
Of course for me in specific
Because everyone in this world is different
And ive definitly kept my distance
If you go for just looks your shallow
Its fine for kids but now youre how old
Thinking like this will keep you in prison
Cause you could be attracting the wost women
I used to think like this but i wont give in
Looks are just ones own opinion
When I leave your world ill be an angel
Seems like i dont belong in any angle
Dancing with the devil fuck your tango
Yes im lonely but ima offend ya for sure
Cause i hate relationships and I hate agendas more
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Foster The People - Helena Beat Remix By 100% Beef Prod. LadiesMan217
I WROTE THIS AFTERRRRRR I WAS FEELING LIKE THIS! I AM DOING WELL SO I CAN PROTRAY EXACTLY WHAT HAVING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BIPOLAR DISORDER IS LIKE!
LadiesMan217: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTqeofLS5h0&list=LLVsg68bMQD1qBucpONdSffw
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Depression lerking in your happiness
Pretty soon your lifes actually a mess
Sucidal thoughts leading to a plan
Fight it off myself not needing a hand
Go to the store and it surreal really
When you lie to people how your feeling
my bipolar knows all the tricks in the book
Used to being numb so im not getting shook
Yeah its okay
Ill call the suicide hotline and not ruin their day
Yeah its all right
I'll win this war but im loosing my fight
Im getting kinda sick of feelin manic
Up till 4 in the morning like insomac shit
Im the reason im up cause i planned it
Hope my impulsions dont cause damange
One situation could ulter my life
And its still my fault i realize
I wont grap for the kicten knife
Im never ending my fricken life
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100% Beef- Dream Invader (original)
Bonus Track On My Ep, "The Caring Cynic"
Lyrics:
Deep down i really hate your guts
Were cool in these dreams but theyre fake as fuck
hate em but moms in em i need em the most
Cause in real life you had greed and went ghost
We were cool in my youths nievaty
You used to ruin the dreams mom visted me
Still try to savatage but the dreams managable
Guess my greving can evolve
Helped me follow my daydreams now you give me nightmares
I wanna wake up sometimes when youre right there
Still got an aqward vibe fake as your smile was
You faked being my buddys havent see you in a while cause
you were like a second father to me, we bonded
You will never make an impact that my mom did
Associating you with my real dad is insulting
you ruined my teenage years why do i feel nostolgic
I miss you mom i forgive you for marrying him
He backstabbed us all whys he in our memories then
I know these dreams with him help me forgive him
But in this dream finally youre the only one in it
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How to Make a Chicken Sandwich: Chef Carl And Co-Chef Kyle Feat. Ken The Chicken
Comedy Skit. Not actually a tutorial lol
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How The Grinch Kept Christmas(How The Grinch Stole Chrismas Parody/Prequel)
#thegrinch #howthegrinchstolechristmas
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