WallysCrimes

Watch Wally announce he's dying of sadness and will refuse resuscitation while reminiscing about the last time he banged his girl, (it was in the back of his car). Amazingly he has the strength to keep filming the whole time despite eminent kidney and spleen failure. Be sure to fast forward pass the gross part where he spits up phlegm to show his audience. Note: This video is over two years old. Guess what? Wally didn't die!

Wally live-streams his suicide attempt. Before you feel bad for him, keep in mind, this is about the 12th time (no exaggeration), that he's talked about killing himself on social media. the police were called and came. That's why the video ends suddenly. Wally probably saw the police show up. You can hear him patter over to the blinds, then shut off the camera. He briefly received the help he needed, but was soon back to attacking his enemies on social media days later, the very behavior that triggers his suicidal thoughts.

An intoxicated Wally live streams a profanity laden, racist, anti-Semitic rant against people who used to be his friends but got tired of his bad behaviors and social media outbursts LIKE THIS VIDEO. When Maga Man Wally laments that "people call me racist and a bigot and say I'm crazy", think of this video. Be sure to listen to the end, where Wally pretends to flirt with people in the room who aren't really there. Note: this video was pieced together with cell phone clips since it was removed shortly after it was created.