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We must warn you, the content you are about to watch could be distressing to someone that takes this video too seriously. You could say that Murphy the bulldog doesn’t take his guard dog duties too seriously.

Why would you ever help with refinishing a deck when you can sleep right through it? Murphy’s thoughts exactly. This snoring bulldog won’t be bothered to move...no matter what.

Whenever the dog food bowls are set out, Murphy makes it his mission to steal food from his sisters food bowls instead of eating his own. Watch as Murphy throws a tantrum and tries to avoid eating his own food while glaring down his sister, Millie.

Whenever Millie the bulldog digs her old dirty donut toy out of the toy basket...she settles onto her favorite cozy spot and turns into a kitten. Kneading her blankets while suckling on her toy.

When Kamry visits her aunt and uncle, she decides to tell her uncle exactly what she thinks about her Dad. Her uncle has no idea how to respond or where this came from...except to tease the sweet toddler. Watch this hilarious video and decide who gave the best defense!

Just as Amber is about ready to go to bed, she hears music playing downstairs. Catching her husband cuddled up with the dog while the soundtrack to A Star is Born plays.

Millie forgets to learn how to “dog” properly while her Mabel sleeps away on her side. Hilarious!

When Millie sees her Mom holding a giant snow ball...she decides to grab it before it disappears in the snow forever. Watch her chase it down in slow motion as her wrinkles fly everywhere.

When deep snow hits the ground, these bulldogs bound through like chunky bunny rabbits.

When Murphy’s Dad decides to give him a quick once over with the vacuum cleaner, Murphy doesn’t make it easy with his goofy antics.

This is what happens when you’re stuck inside for days and days on end. Crazy Millie can’t seem to sit still.

Millie may not beg for food like her brother and sister do...but she can’t seem to hide her appetite for anything other than dog food.

When Millie hears the splashing of bath water, she immediately believes that it is for her and bursts into the bathroom. She pushes and sneaks her wrinkled face in and around the shower curtain. Millie makes it very clear that her owner is not having a relaxing bath alone!

When Murphy wakes up in the morning, he decides he’s going to be extra picky about his breakfast until his owner tells him to just eat his food!

When Murphy sees his sister, Mabel, hanging out in his new favorite closet hideaway...all it takes is a stare and she knows. Get. Out. Murphy is one stone cold bulldog.

When Murphy begins shedding more than a brush can handle, its time to bring out the big guns. Time for vacuuming!

When life gets a little too hairy...it’s time to bring out the vacuum. But Murphy has other ideas. Time to fight back, chunky style!

Murphy slips away into some private time and has some deep thoughts with just him and a mirror.

When all Murphy’s Mom wants to do is clean the floors of the nursery...Murphy decides that he’d rather roll around and fur up the carpet some more.

When Murphy does his best to get comfortable...he takes every opportunity to find any relaxing position possible. Between all of his snorting, groaning and ridiculous breathing.

When Murphy and Mia see dogs like them on TV, they don’t know what to think. Watch them lose their cool over seeing two doggies on the big screen!

Murphy is so over getting brushed. But when his Mom decides to clean up the floors, he decides that a nice vacuuming over his fur sounds like a great idea!

When Millie joins the pack...she decides no leash needed. SHE will lead Mabel and Murphy wherever she decides to go. Which definitely means the park... ☺️

When Murphy is left to his own devices...he decides to sneak some items outside that are definitely NOT his. Watch to find out what this chunky boy steals.

When Murphy finally gets his way up and onto the couch, he’s learned to take his sweet time with getting ultra comfortable. No matter how uncomfortable it makes the human sitting with him.