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Steven Seagal movie Code Of Honor is an embarrassment in every possible way. His acting is terrible, the plot is stupid, and the My Night Shyamalan twist is insulting. I put my own sanity on the line, and break down why this movie is so terrible.

Re-upload as YouTube restricted video for secret reasons they refuse to explain. The bad Steven Seagal movie Belly Of The Beast is a complete failure on every level. His fighting ability is now as bad as his acting, but nobody ever told him. It's unclear if he never watches his movies, somehow thinks they're good, or just doesn't care. #stevenseagal #badmovies #sobaditsgood #recap #movierecap

The Steven Seagal movie Born To Raise Hell is the worst movie ever made, and doctors fear it may be the leading cause of strokes since its release in 2010. Please spread awareness about this terrible movie, and please do not allow loved ones to watch. #stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies

Jean Claude Van Damme's epic 1996 movie The Quest that he wrote and directed proved every movie should abandon their plot and turn into Bloodsport for the second half. The Quest has Van Damme as a clown, a pirate, a gun smuggler, a slave, and a leader of orphan pickpockets before saying "Who cares? Bloodsport RULES" #jeanclaudevandamme #vandamme #actionmovies #moviereview #jcvd

Contract To Kill is the terrible Steven Seagal movie that caused billions across the globe lose faith in everything. If you love your children, keep them away from Steven Seagal movies. #stevenseagal #badmovies #badmoviereview #worstmovies

BloodRayne the 2005 Uwe Boll vampire movie is such a failure on every level, that just watching it hurts puppies. The plot is incoherent, the action scenes are laughable, and none of the actors want to be there. The only thing more confusing than the movie, is how it was able to spawn 2 sequels. Please, do not watch the movie BloodRayne. Think of the puppies. #worstmovies #uweboll #moviereview #bloodrayne

The Steven Seagal movie Today You Die is a horrific disaster of a movie, that no human should be forced to endure. It violates common decency and several articles of the Geneva Convention. If you love your children, please keep them away from Steven Seagal and this travesty of a movie. #stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies

The 2007 Uwe Boll movie In The Name Of The King takes everything you love about Lord Of The Rings, and completely trashes it in favor of non-sensical garbage. Outside of Jason Statham, everything about this travesty will make you angry and hate your life. #worstmovies #badmovies #jasonstatham #uweboll

Steven Seagal movies are always bad and commonly lead to alcohol abuse. End Of A Gun is a Steven Seagal movie so terrible, it will literally destroy your life. Please don't make the same mistake I did by watching and reviewing this absolute travesty. Get help, please. Space Ice #stevenseagal #badmovies #actionmovies #worstmovies

The movie Lionheart is Jean Claude Van Damme pulling out all the stops and spin kicks everything in its smug little face. Lionheart changed action movies as we know it and ushered in the holy age of JCVD. He fights people in handball courts, partially filled pools, parking garages, and every place you can think of. #jcvd #vandamme #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies

The 2005 Uwe Boll movie Alone In The Dark starring Christian Slater is not just the worst horror movie, but the worst movie ever made in any genre. Everything about Alone In The Dark is boring, painful, boring, lazy, incompetent, and BORING. I sacrificed myself for the greater good and watched it so nobody else had to. Don't make the same mistake I did #badmovies #aloneinthedark #uweboll #actionmovies

The Steven Seagal movie Submerged is completely incoherent nonsense. The plot makes absolutely no sense, the action scenes are insulting, and Steven Seagal barely shows up even in his own scenes. It's truly a remarkable achievement of laziness and apathy. #stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies #moviereview

Crank 2 High Voltage is the most insane and the most amazing movie ever made. It takes everything that made Crank awesome and cranks it up to 11 in the craziest movie you will ever see. Jason Statham has to constantly electrocute himself while killing his enemies and locating his stolen heart. The entire movie is as absurd and awesome as its premise. #actionmovies #overthetop #jasonstatham 0:00 Introduction 0:35 The Premise 2:12 Perfectly Relatable 3:55 The Characters 5:23 Gives No Fu*** 6:30 Honorable Mentions 7:52 Science

The movie A Dangerous Man is the rare Steven Seagal movie that doesn't even qualify as so bad it's good. A Dangerous Man is so bad it goes past good right back into bad. Steven Seagal should be ashamed of this travesty, but we all know shame isn't something Seagal can feel. #stevenseagal #seagal #badmovies #worstmovies

The most crazy action movie ever made is the 2007 movie Shoot 'Em Up which starts with a man being killed with a carrot and a gunfight while delivering a baby. Then thing start to get a little weird. If you like awesome action movies, then there's no excuse to be watching any movie other than Shoot 'Em Up ever again. #actionmovies #shootemup #bestmovies 0:00 Introduction 0:29 Awesomeness 2:45 The Plot 4:05 Ingenuity 5:51 Knowledge 6:52 Honorable Mentions 8:04 Parenting

The 2001 Movie Replicant is another two Van Damme movie. This time he plays the main villain and his telepathic clone hunting him down with some other guy. With 2 Van Dammes, it is obviously the greatest movie ever made. #jcvd #jeanclaudevandamme #vandamme #actionmovie #actionmovies

The terrible Steven Seagal movie Attrition is so bad and so dumb, that it should not be watched without highly advanced medical supervision. Steven Seagal actually tried with this movie and it is so much worse off for it. How he ever became a movie star is one of the universe's greatest mysteries. 0:00 Introduction 0:37 The Plot 1:49 Pointlessness 5:36 Philosophy 6:44 Artistic $#!+ 8:07 Honorable Mentions 9:54 Narcissism #stevenseagal #badmovies #worstmovies #actionmovies #seagal

The Jean Claude Van Damme movie The Order is more than just an Indiana Jones ripoff, it's a way of life. The Order is the movie where JCVD spin kicked war and poverty right in the face and brought in the golden age of humanity. Here's 5 reasons why 0:00 Introduction 0:47 Van Damme 2:51 Mind Blowingness 4:26 Incompetent Police 6:56 The Dancing 7:48 Honorable Mentions 9:29 World Peace #vandamme #jcvd #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies #moviereview

I've seen alot of terrible Steven Seagal movies, but none are even close to the travesty of Out Of Reach. This Seagal movie makes his others look like Citizen Kane. He puts zero effort into anything and you can't understand most of what he says. He has a voice double for half the movie that goes out of his way to NOT sound like Seagal. You have to see it to believe it, but in all honesty you really shouldn't see it. #stevenseagal #worstmovies #badmovies #actionmovie 0:00 Introduction 0:27 Inappropriateness 1:22 Talking Is Hard 2:43 Incoherent Plot 4:33 Awful Fight Scenes 5:50 Honorable Mentions 8:26 Laziness

The two Van Dammes movie Double Impact, starring Jean Claude Van Damme and his twin brother, JCVD, finally confirmed Van Damme was and is the greatest actor and gift mankind has ever received. As if you need any more reasons to watch a movie starring 2 Jean Claude Van Dammes, here's 5 more anyways. #jcvd #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies #vandamme #top5 0:00 Introduction 0:29 Van Damme 1:18 Another Van Damme 2:38 Seriously Two Van Dammes 3:51 The Dancing 4:31 Honorable Mentions 5:54 Bolo Rematches

Jean Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal. Two of the top action stars of the 80s and 90s go head to head as we compare Van Damme and Steven Seagal's breakout hits: Bloodsport and Above The Law. Is Van Damme really the best? Or can Seagal really squash Jean Claude like an ant as he claims? 0:00 Introduction 0:24 Round 1 Better Physique 0:52 Round 2 The Best Fight 1:53 Round 3 The Better Runner 2:48 Round 4 Best Show Of Emotion 3:48 Round 5 Better Opponents 5:32 Round 6 The Best Move 6:24 Round 7 The Better Story 7:14 Final Score #jcvd #vandamme #stevenseagal #whowins #whowouldwin

The Best Stallone movie is the 1986 movie Cobra is one of the greatest action movies of all time. It is over the top insanity, with high doses of Stallone, action, and 1980s absurdity. Everything about it is %$#! awesome. #sylvesterstallone #actionmovies #stallone #movierecap #80s

The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Commando 1985 is the most awesome movie ever made. Commando changed everything we know about action movies and jump started Arnold's career to action movie god. Commando 1985 #arnold #arnoldschwarzenegger #actionmovies 0:00 Introduction 0:11 Arnold 1:41 %#$! Physics 2:38 Bennett 3:29 Over Confidence 4:51 Honorable Mentions 6:01 One Liners

Here are 6 reasons why Jean Claude Van Damme's masterpiece Hard Target is the greatest movie ever made. From director John Woo, Van Damme awesomely standing on a motorcycle while shooting at vehicles and punching a punk snake in the face, the movie Hard Target is a work of art. If you enjoy, please subscribe. #jeanclaudevandamme #jcvd #hardtarget #actionmovies #vandamme Here are 6 reasons why Hard Target is so damn good: 0:00 Introduction 0:15 Van Damme 1:19 Awesomeness 3:27 Absurdity 4:14 Wilford Brimley 5:19 Dance Scene 5:58 Honorable Mentions 6:59 Van Damme's Hair

Nicolas Cage in the age old story of breaking out of hell to avenge his daughter's murder with Amber Heard and to prevent a satanic cult leader from becoming immortal. Easily the craziest movie ever made. #driveangry #nicolascage #actionmovies #movierecap #recap