The Fast And The Furious Is So Good You'll Apologize To Charles Manson - Best Movie Ever
The Fast And The Furious is the movie that finally proved to the world that Charles Manson was just misunderstood. Turns out he was just really into drag racing and everybody had to think the worst and its time we all give him a big apology. I know he died years ago, but that sounds like an excuse and you're better than that.
#thefastandthefurious #fastandfurious #bestmovie
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'Big Trouble In Little China' Will Make You Hate Today's Movies Even More - Best Movie Ever
The only bad thing anyone can say about the movie Big Trouble In Little China is the depression that comes from realizing how much better movies were and that we all know they're somehow only going to get worse. While that's terrible, Big Trouble In Little China still exists so you should just shut up and watch that instead of being a crybaby loser.
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Steven Seagal's The Keeper Is So Bad It Uses The Urinal RIGHT NEXT TO YOU - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal tragedy, also known as The Keeper, has absolutely no sense of common decency an refuses to acknowledge the #1 guy rule of a urinal space between each person. Steven Seagal movies have gotten to the point where they can actually violate the most sacred of mancodes. While you're here, I know if there's 3 urinals its just a habit to use the one in the middle as that gives you a space on both sides, but then if someone else has to use it they're now FORCED to stand next to you. Please think about what you're doing.
#stevenseagal #badmovie #worstmovie
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Nicolas Cage's The Rock Is So Good It Made San Francisco Less Terrible - Best Movie Ever
Nicolas Cage has made a career doing the impossible. In the Nic Cage movie The Rock, he nearly made San Francisco look like a real city. In the end, everyone was rooting for its destruction of course, but still. There's also that one guy from Medicine Man and that other guy from The Abyss. And, oh yeah, HE FOUND RICHIE.
#nicolascage #therock #moviereview
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The Last Dragon Is So Good Not Even Disney Could Ruin It - Best Movie Ever
The 1985 smash hit movie The Last Dragon managed to do the impossible: still be awesome despite Disney. People will say it's a coincidence and the Disney movie that came out 26 years later was completely unrelated, but we all know that's a bunch of BS and Disney will not rest until they destroy everything you love.
#thelastdragon #actionmovies #bestmovie
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Stallone Movie 'The Specialist' Proves That Bombs Can Do Anything - Best Movie Ever
Move over duct tape, there's a new do-everything tool out there and it's the oldest tool in the box: explosives. Sylvester Stallone finally released his secret to the world with the blockbuster hit movie The Specialist where we see how much more accurate and precise every single explosion is than literally anything else in the history of the world.
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Neil Breen Movie Pass Thru Is So Bad It Orders Steak Well Done - Worst Movie Ever
Neil Breen's movie Pass Thru is so terrible that actually orders its steak well done. "Well done" even being an option is considered a war crime in the civilized world and nobody who actually orders their steak that way should be allowed to participate in society. I'm sure it dips it in ketchup, too, and I'm so pissed off right now I can't even finish this.
#neilbreen #worstmovies #moviereview
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Steven Seagal's Absolution Is The Steven Seagal of Steven Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Absolution is so terrible it goes far beyond what a terrible movie should be capable of and not only destroys your innocence, but also takes from you everything that you love and corrupts it in the most terrible way possible. Your children will grow ponytails and goatees. Your pets will gain weight, but never acknowledge it, and your neighbors will randomly attack innocent people at random times.
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Uwe Boll Movie 'Two Worlds' Is So Bad It Goes 45 In The Passing Lane - Worst Movie Ever
The two worst things on this planet are Uwe Boll movies and Steven Seagal. If there was a third, it's that idiot that is oblivious to the 12 cars stacked up behind them because they don't know how to drive. Get out of the left lane, you stupid idiot. The world hates you and you're a terrible human being and nobody will miss you when you're gone.
That's what Uwe Boll movies are like, except the cars are all rat poison and everyone dies.
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Van Damme Movie 'Death Warrant' Is Shawshank Redemption Only Awesome - Best Movie Ever
The Jean Claude Van Damme prison movie Death Warrant is the undisputed greatest movie of all time. The Shawshank Redemption was a blatant ripoff, but Tim Robbins spin kicks and splits were so pathetic they had to completely rewrite the movie into the garbage that it is today. Luckily, for all of us, Van Damme is perfect at everything and was able to make this masterpiece which is literally the only movie that needs to exist.
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Steven Seagal's Urban Justice Is So Terrible It Lies About Flossing - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal trainwreck movie known as Urban Justice is almost as bad as he is. It will brazenly lie to the dentist about flossing, like the dentist can't already tell just by looking at its rotting teeth and disgusting gums. Everything about Urban Justice, is just as disgusting as the man himself and the movie has no redeem qualities, again like the man himself.
#stevenseagal #actionmovies #spaceice #moviereview
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Collateral Damage Proved Revenge Is ALWAYS The Answer - Best Movie Ever
The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Collateral Damage finally took that idiotic idea of "Eye for an eye" or "Turn the other cheek" and proved to the world how lame and not fun they are. If someone wrongs you, revenge is ALWAYS the awesome choice and if anyone tells you different they're a nerd anyways. So who really cares?
#actionmovies #arnoldschwarzenegger #actionmovies #spaceice
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Stallone's Cliffhanger Is So Good It Almost Makes Mountain Climbers Bearable - Best Movie Ever
The Sylvester Stallone movie Cliffhanger did what no other movie has done, or even tried to do, which is make humanity hate mountain climbers just a little less. We all get it, you like climbing rocks. The rest of the world doesn't care, and we're done pretending like we do or that it matters at all. Get a real hobby, and while you're at it a real job, you pathetic loser.
#bestmovie #actionmovies #spaceice
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Nicolas Cage's 'Mandy' Is So Good You'll Give Him Your Soul Forever - Best Movie Ever
The Nicolas Cage movie Mandy is such a mind-blowingly awesome movie, that you'll realize you're just a dope who's wasting their soul while Nicolas Cage could be doing so much more with it. You're kind of a loser, so he'll probably just eat it, but still. Better that then whatever stupid things you had planned.
#nicolascage #bestmovies #moviereview #spaceice
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Neil Breen's I Am Here... Now Is So Bad It Refuses To Turn Right On Red - Worst Movie Ever
I Am Here... Now is Neil Breen at his Neil Breeniest. It's the movie equivalent to the old lady sitting in the right turn lane at a red light, and refusing to turn even though there's zero traffic. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO ALREADY YOU STUPID OLD HAG.
#neilbreen #badmovies #worstmovies #spaceice
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Steven Seagal's 'Into The Sun' Is So Bad He's The Worst Fat Man In Japan's History - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Into The Sun objectively caused much more harm and destruction to Japan, than the combined damage of both atomic bombs dropped over Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This has been confirmed by scientists worldwide as well as repeatedly by numerous Japan Prime Ministers, and even Buddha.
#stevenseagal #worstmovies #badmovies
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Steven Seagal vs Neil Breen - The Battle Nobody Knew They Wanted & Still Don't
Steven Seagal and Neil Breen both refuse to be seen as anything but flawless gods among men. Science and logic is irrelevant when these two are involved, so let's get to it and see who's better.
#versus #stevenseagal #breen #spaceice
0:00 Introduction
0:40 Round 1 Better Body
1:48 Round 2 Better For The Environment
3:40 Round 3 Better Computer Expert
5:30 Round 4 Best With Birds
6:18 Round 5 The Better Hair
6:58 Round 6 The Better Runner
7:22 Round 7 The Better Actor
8:15 Round 8 The Better CGI
8:51 Round 9 Most Inspirational
9:40 Round 10 The Most Heroic
10:44 Round 11 The Better Fighter
11:58 Round 12 The Better Friend
12:27 Winner Declared
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Bruce Willis's The 5th Element Is So Good You'll Forget The Other 117 - Best Movie Ever
While you brag about 118 known elements, Bruce Willis kicks sand in your face because BORON is the only element that matters, MORON. He thinks that Boron/Moron joke is hilarious, and it is, but what are you going to do about it? He's Bruce Willis and you're a NERD.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's End Of Days Proves the 90s Were Just Better - Best Movie Ever
The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie End Of Days is where we as a planet had the chance to prove ourselves worthy of Arnold, but failed miserably. I'm really disappointed in all of us, except for Van Damme and Nicolas Cage who could never disappoint me, but I'm disappointed in everyone else for being so terrible.
#arnoldschwarzenegger #spaceice #actionmovies #bestmovie
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Uwe Boll Movie Far Cry Is So Bad It's Dating A Kardashian - Worst Movie Ever
The Uwe Boll movie Far Cry is everything wrong with society. It has no redeeming qualities, and it just makes you hate the world. I'd like to tell you something uplifting, but I can't because this movie exists.
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Steven Seagal's Flight Of Fury Is So Bad It Kills Santa In Front Of Kids - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal "movie" Flight Of Fury isn't actually a movie, but some sort of ancient gateway to hell that only exists as a test for humanity that we've all failed. Don't watch it. Don't not acknowledge that it exists. It feeds on your pain and only makes Seagal stronger.
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Nicolas Cage's Spirit Of Vengeance Is So Good It'll Eat Your Stinkin' Soul - Best Movie Ever
The Nicolas Cage movie Ghost Rider 2: Spirit Of Vengeance is such an awesome and incredible experience, it will blow your tiny not-Nicolas-Cage mind. Even though it's wasted on someone like you, see why everyone else is dying to go to hell and let Nicolas Cage eat your frickin soul.
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Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - 100% Science Fact - Out For Justice vs Double Impact
We use nothing but the most advanced science to compare the man, the myth, and the legend: Jean Claude Van Damme with Steven Seagal to see who's the action king and the greatest person to ever live. We're using their 1991 revenge movies Double Impact for Van Damme and Out For Justice for Steven Seagal and letting the SCIENCE decide.
#vandamme #stevenseagal #spaceice #versus #actionmovies
0:00 Introduction
0:32 The Better Dresser
1:30 The Better Driver
2:34 The Better Villain
3:41 The Best Weapon
4:35 The Better Henchmen
5:43 Best Show Of Emotion
6:32 The Best Fight
7:20 The Better Plot
8:32 The Most Athletic
9:13 The Best Kill
9:55 The Best Line
10:28 The Best Co-Star
10:54 Final Score And Winner Declared
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Van Damme's 'Maximum Risk': Chainsaws, Explosions & Exploding Chainsaws - Best Movie Ever
The Jean Claude Van Damme masterpiece movie known as Maximum Risk is literally the greatest thing ever created in human history. Our civilization has peaked, and all we can hope to do now is slow our inevitable decline. But, man, at least we got this awesome Van Damme movie that makes it all SO WORTH IT.
#vandamme #jeanclaudevandamme #actionmovies #spaceice
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Steven Seagal's Black Dawn Is So Bad It Watches Other Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever
The Steven Seagal movie Black Dawn is the source of all evil and terrible things in general. If mankind ever had a chance of salvation, it definitely doesn't anymore. If our alien overlords are reading this, I hold no anger or grudge towards you. You did what you had to do.
#badmovies #worstmovies #stevenseagal
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