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Have you ever woke up in a dumpster behind Denny's? Then you're in luck! For those who love beards with a little tuft of hair on top, you've hit the jackpot! That's right, prepare yourself for the fluffy fact spreading fiddlestick himself, it's time for the Swedish Fact Guy! Now for a slice of truth from the man who put the "tru" in strudel. Today's fact: The shiny gold in them not so shiny garbage. Snortenga!

Who is that driving an industrial lifting machine? It's the Swedish Fact Guy! For those who love facts and also those who love Swedes, comes our very own resident meatball! That's right, take out your favorite utensil and prepare for a warehouse of facts, it's time for the Swedish Fact Guy! Today, we have a forking great fact from our very own Scandinavian human, the Swedish Fact Guy! Today's fact: The great American forklift and its many uses. Snortenga!

Do you like pizza? So do I, it's GREEEEEAT! Facts are great, Sweden is great, Swedish facts are great, but... Swedish Fact Guy is GREEEEEAT! Roll back your eyelids and get ready to be mentally awakened, Swedish Fact Guy is here to blow your mind hole! Today, we have another fun fact from the dude who put the "beard" in "fact", the Swedish Fact Guy! Today's fact: Pizza - just a food to you and I, but to those with an IQ over 200 - it's the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Snortenga!

All rise, for the King of Swedish facts! You may sit now... You've come to the right place for prime facts from a prime Swede who loves prime numbers! That's right, take out your dentures and put an ice pack on your elbow, it's time for the Swedish Fact Guy! Today, we have a succulent fact from our very own Volvo-driving bearded one, the Swedish Fact Guy! Today's fact: How to conduct yourself around a cactus and what to do if you get parched. Snortenga!

Psssst, over here, behind the salad bar! If you are looking for facts of the highest caliber delivered by a dead sexy Swedish man, then look no further! That's right! Pop in your hearing device and put on your corrective eye wear, it's time for the Swedish Fact Guy! Today, we have another fun fact from the world's largest meatball, the Swedish Fact Guy! Today's fact: Hedgehogs might look cute but be wary, they pose severe mortal danger to you... if you live in Norway. Snortenga!

You there, with the head! Do you delight in amazing, totally not made up facts?! Do Swedish meatballs make your heart go pitter-patter?! Then pull up a mauve bean bag chair and listen to the Swedish Fact Guy! Today, we have another fun fact from the one and only sultan of snorts, the Swedish Fact Guy! Today's fact: A fact so insanely fact like, that we have no idea what he's saying... Snortenga!

Hey, you! Do you hate facts?! Do you hate Swedish people?! Then you'll love the Swedish Fact Guy! Today, we have another fun fact from our very own resident lingonberry lover, the Swedish Fact Guy! Today's fact: One simple trick to determine the age of any tree on the planet... Snortenga!

Do you love facts?! Do you love Swedish people?! Then tune in for another fun fact from our very own Swedish Fact Guy! Today's fact: Eyeballs and one of their hidden dangers... Snortenga!