I MICROWAVED A FUCKING SQUIRREL TILL IT POPPED💥 because they wouldn't stay off my MOTHERFUCKING NUTS
I found a working microwave in someone's trash about 7 to 8 years ago, and used it until it stopped working. Now I will take it apart on video to show you all the cool and useful parts you can salvage from a microwave oven. Don't try this unless you're a certified professional like me, myself, and Irene.
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I kicked a baby till it DIED, because it wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP while I was watching TV. 🔨🤬
This is an overview of all the luscious booty that can be extracted from this type of LCD TV, most notably a large and flexible Fresnel lens sheet, a strong and thick piece of Plexiglas or Polycarbonate, a large circuit board and other electronic parts, and some long LED strips with large aluminum heatsinks.
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I rented a LIVE FETUS from a shady abortion doctor for $50 and KICKED IT OFF MY ROOF b/c I was bored
What's in a clock? Would a clock by any other name smell less sweet? Find out, and also find out what parts can be salvaged from an old wall clock.
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If you're a FAT FUCKING SLOB who needs to lose weight, you should try this LOW CALORIE CHEESECAKE!😋
This healthy cheesecake tastes just like the original, but it costs less and is better for your health. It's also very easy, and uses only 4 ingredients, not including the graham cracker crust.
Here is the exact recipe I used:
-16 Oz (453g) of sour cream
-2/3 cup of sugar (158mL)
-2 eggs
-1 tsp (5mL) vanilla extract
Mix together, dump in graham cracker crust, cook for 30 minutes at 350 F (177C)
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I accidently built a portable NUCLEAR WEAPON, and then sold it to North Korea to get rid of it.🤷♂️🙃
LCD screens contain LED light strips, which you can use to make a bright, long-lasting, energy-efficient lamp for free. I will show you how to power it with an old power adapter.
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My FUCKING Multimeter broke, so I went to my best friend's house and SHOT HIS NEIGHBOR'S KIDS. 😡💥🙃
I got a free multimeter from Harbor Freight about 8-10 years ago, and eventually it began giving strange readings, probably due to the battery being low. After attempting to fit it with an alternative power source, it stopped working. Here is my attempt to fix it by finding and replacing a faulty component.
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I tried HUMAN STEAK while vacationing in an unnamed foreign country, and also helped harvest some 😋😳
Here I completely dismantle an old fluorescent light fixture and go over the parts that can be salvaged from this item.
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NEVER open a TV WITHOUT UNDERWEAR. I SHOCKED my goddamn BALLS so FUCKING BAD on this Plasma TV. ⚡💥🙀😳
Watch me take down an LCD TV with my bare hands, and look with envy on the useful electronics I was able to salvage from this device.
Subscribe so you don't miss the next video, where I use some of these parts for a useful project.
Fast forward to 10:40, if you're just here to view the luscious booty.
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Lost Remote? Every STUPID PIECE OF SHIT needs to watch this. Best hack for DUMB FUCKING SHIT IDIOTS
Here is a hack for dealing with a broken remote, including lost, out of batteries, or damaged remotes. Works with any television.
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I STERILIZE THE SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING SOIL before planting my garden. But FUCKING WHY do I do it? 🤫
Here is an easy way to sterilize your soil before planting your seeds. I used a simple greenhouse that was built in an earlier video. This will only work on a hot and sunny day. Make sure you let the soil cool a little before planting your seeds.
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This MOTHERFUCKER didn't want anyone to find his MOTHERFUCKING LEAVES 🍁🍂🤫🤐🔫 SHADY BASTARD! 🕵️♂️
A highly trained secret agent never LEAVES a trace of evidence. They'll never find them now!
Music:
James Bond Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGhCrNUiN4o
Autumn Leaves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUfUk-z00g8
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I KICKED MYSELF IN THE ASS when I realized how easy it was to build my own GREENHOUSE 🧐🔨
This is the simplest and easiest greenhouse to build for starting plants. It's a small greenhouse, but very effective and easy to build. Mine cost nothing to build. Totally free.
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I SHIT MY PANTS after eating this chocolate, and they're trying to HAVE ME FUCKED for exposing it. 💩
Dear Big Chocolate:
Please stop this dangerous new trend.
Seriously Yours
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I TRIED POWERING MY ENTIRE HOUSE FOR A MONTH with just a $4 Multimeter... FREE ENERGY??? 🤔🔨🏆😎
I've invented free energy! Watch the video to see how I did it, and don't forget to remember to subscribe.
Global Warming is finally solved! It was such a big problem, and we never thought it would be solved, but now that I found this multimeter that produces unlimited clean green free energy that can power the entire world just from this one perpetual motion free energy multimeter, we can now have our energy and eat it too. Unlimited free energy, and I don't have to pay a thing for it! And it's green and also clean. You can clean your house with it, that's how clean this free energy is. Thousand of volts of unlimited free energy that doesn't cost a thing.
If you want to buy this free energy device, write down in the comments how much you'll pay, and I'll sell it to the highest bidder.
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Dusty Fuckin Electronics? 11 out of 10 Professionals Recommend This Method
Canned air is for rich, stupid, pussies. The hose attachment on a vacuum cleaner wont do much. Don't waste money on an ultrasonic cleaner. This hack will work.
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I got ELECTROCUTED so bad I SHIT MY PANTS when I tried taking apart a Radio. DON'T TRY THIS!
In this here video, I will dissect a multi-function Radio/CD Player/Tape Recorder I found in someone's trash on garbage day, and then show you the booty so you can see for yourself the salvage value of this scavenged item. What a bountiful bounty!
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THEY WERE WRONG ABOUT ME! I just discovered FREE ENERGY, and it didn't cost me a damn thing! 👨🔬💥⚡
Make sure you subscribe, so you don't miss Part 2, where I will power my entire house from this small multimeter.
I got ahold of this lucky multimeter that creates thousands of volts worth of unlimited free energy. I'm not sure how it works, but I'm guessing it's either possessed, or my house is haunted, or my house was built on an Indian burial ground, or there's a nuclear waste dump nearby, or perhaps a wormhole that leads to another reality, or maybe I just accidently invented perpetual motion. Write in the comments what you think is going on, and how much you'd pay for the multimeter if I was willing to sell it.
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I FOUND MURDER WEAPONS IN MY NEIGHBOR'S TRASH ON GARBAGE DAY! Call 911 or keep my BIG mouth shut?
I'm a professional trash connoisseur. Check out my typical weekly garbage day haul.
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Before you Open Your FUCKING Microwave, Watch This... Or Else
Don't take microwaves apart, or you will be dead. For SERIOUS, experienced, and certified professionals only.
This very serious video shows the basic principles of safe capacitor discharge. Note that the bottom screwdriver touches the metal casing of the microwave, which could electrify the entire microwave. So, not the best method. Better to use a PVC stick with a wire attached to the end.
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Westerosi WHORE! Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones (Part 2 of 2) with Missandei, His Translator
Part 2. Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones S3E3 saying crude things in another language while his translator somehow translates it flawlessly, while still making it sound professional.
Missandei: “She wants to buy them all.”
Kraznys: “She can't afford them”
Kraznys: “The slut thinks she can flash her tits and make us give her whatever she wants.”
Missandei: “There are eight thousand unsullied in Astapor. Is this what you mean by ‘all?’”
Dænerys: “Yes, eight thousand. And the ones still in training as well.”
Greizhen: “If they fail on the battlefield, they will shame Astapor.”
Missandei: “Master Greizhen says they cannot sell half-trained boys: if the fail on the battlefield they will bring shame upon all of Astapor.”
Dænerys: “I will have them all or take none. Many will fall in battle; I’ll need the boys to pick up the swords they drop.”
Kraznys: “The slut cannot pay for all of this.”
Missandei: “Master Kraznys says you cannot afford this.”
Kraznys: “Her ship will buy 100 unsullied, no more,”
Missandei: “Your ship will buy you 100 unsullied.”
Kraznys: “... and this because I like the curve of her ass.”
Missandei: “... because Master Kraznys is generous.”
Kraznys: “What is left will buy her 10.”
Missandei: “The gold you have left is worth ten.”
Kraznys: “I will give her 20 if she stops her ignorant whimpering.”
Missandei: “But Good Master Kraznys will give you 20”
Kraznys: “Her Dothraki smell of shit, but may be useful as pig feed. I will give her 3 for those.”
Missandei: “The Dothraki you have with you... the Dothraki you have are not worth what they cost to feed. But Master Kraznys will give you three for all of them.”
Kraznys: “So, ask this beggar queen, how will she pay for the remaining 7,877?”
Missandei: “Master Kraznys asks how you propose to pay for the remaining ... 7,877 Unsullied?”
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Westerosi WHORE! Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones (Part 1 of 2) with Missandei, His Translator
Master Kraznys from Game of Thrones S3E1 saying crude things in another language while his translator somehow translates it flawlessly, while still making it sound professional.
[Missandei translates Kraznys, who cannot speak the Common Tongue, explanation of Unsullied's training to Daenerys]
Missandei:
They begin their training at five. Every day they drill from dawn to dusk until they have mastered the shortsword, the shield, and the three spears. Only one boy in four survives this rigorous training. Their discipline and loyalty are absolute. They fear nothing.
Jorah Mormont:
Even the bravest men fear death.
Missandei:
[in High Valyrian] The knight says even brave men fear death.
Kraznys mo Nakloz:
[in High Valyrian] Tell the old man he smells like piss.
Missandei:
[pauses] [in High Valyrian] Truly, Master?
Kraznys mo Nakloz:
[in High Valyrian No, not truly. Are you a girl or a goat to ask such a thing?
Missandei:
[in the Common Tongue] My master says the Unsullied are not men. Death means nothing to them.
Kraznys mo Nakloz:
in High Valyrian] Tell this ignorant whore of a Westerner to open her eyes and watch.
Missandei:
He begs you attend to this carefully, Your Grace.
Daenerys Targaryen:
Tell the good master there is no need.
Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] She's worried about their nipples. Does the dumb bitch know we've cut off their balls? [cuts off the nipple of one of the Unsullied, who doesn't even flinch]
Missandei:
My master points out that men don't need nipples.
Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] Here, I'm done with you.
Unsullied soldier:
[in High Valyrian] This one is pleased to have served you.
Missandei:
To win his shield, an Unsullied must go to the slave marts with a silver mark, find a newborn and kill it before its mother's eyes. This way, my master says, we make certain there is no weakness left in them.
Daenerys Targaryen:
You take a babe from its mother's arms, kill it as she watches, and pay for her pain with a silver coin?
Missendei:
[in High Valyrian] She is offended. She asks if you pay a silver coin to the mother, for her dead baby.
Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] What a soft mewling fool this one is.
Missandei:
My master would like you to know that the silver is paid to the baby's owner, not the mother.
Daenerys Targaryen:
How many do you have to sell?
[Kraznys holds up eight fingers]
Daenerys Targaryen:
8,000.
Kraznys:
[in High Valyrian] Tell the Westerosi whore she has until tomorrow.
Missandei:
Master Kraznys asks that you please hurry. Many other buyers are interested.
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Theon (Reek) Greyjoy Being Mocked By His Men On Repeat - Game of Thrones
Theon Reek Greyjoy losses his temper after being mocked by one of his men in a passive aggressive way. On repeat.
And Rickon, too? The little one? Gone along with the wildling woman... the one you were FUCKING.
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Theon (Reek) Greyjoy Being Mocked By One of His Men - Game of Thrones S2E7
Theon Reek Greyjoy losses his temper after being mocked by one of his men in a very passive-aggressive way in S2E7.
And Rickon, too? The little one? Gone along with the wildling woman... the one you were FUCKING.
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A fucking legend! Karl Tanner from Gin Alley - Best Character from Game of Thrones (S4E4)
Here is a clip from Game of Thrones S4E4.
[Karl holds up Lord Commander Mormont's skull]
Karl Tanner : Karl Tanner from Gin Alley, drinking wine from the skull of Jeor fucking Mormont.
[Karl takes a drink]
Karl Tanner : [to the skull] Any command for us, Lord Commander? What's that? Fuck 'em till they're dead? Do you hear that, boys? Fuck 'em till they're dead!
[Karl throws a piece of meat at Rast, who is busy molesting one of Craster's wives]
Karl Tanner : Go outside and feed the beast.
Rast : We should kill that thing.
Karl Tanner : You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ballsack. Ugly looking stupid cunt-face. I could piss in any gutter and soak five of you.
[Rast leaves the woman and sits down]
Karl Tanner : You know how much they paid me to kill a man in King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them cocksuckers got away from me.
[Karl rises, approaching Rast]
Karl Tanner : I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. Maybe it's time? D'you think?
[Karl kicks Rast]
Karl Tanner : Eh? Maybe you're the man? Eh? Cunt?
[Karl kicks Rast again]
Rast : I wouldn't stand a chance. None of us would.
Karl Tanner : I was a fucking legend in Gin's Alley. A fucking legend! I would take any knight - any knight - any time! Fucking cunts in steel plate. Fucking cowards.
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Dating Tips - According to the Pros, This is How You Should React if Your Date Refuses Sex
This is the normal standard way to react if your date refuses you sex. From the new Twilight Zone (2019) - Not All Men
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