ScottysThoughties

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss the women and the babies who are crying

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something smart that hobos do.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a thing people say that doesn't make sense.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something you never see in pornography moviesq

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a thing I didn't do to a homeless person

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something you're not supposed to do in your backyard

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a thing about children that is not okay

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I make a new rule for divorcees.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I explain what's so great about being alive (for now) in this time.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I tell you about my efforts to save the planet.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss how Yorkshire pudding isn't exactly as it sounds

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a funny thing about the TV show Seinfeld

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I talk about something that might happen when you're travelling around the world.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss how to respect women

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a sticker I saw on a car

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something that bothers me about adult films

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something I want

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I tell you something you need to ask on a first date

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I ponder about women's priorities

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I explain how hot girls have easier lives

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I question something that people say you shouldn't do

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I explore the idea of changing the name of some of history's great scandals

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I explain a bad discovery that somebody made

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I explain the biggest difference between men and women.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I recall a conversation that I had with my parents