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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often." – Oliver Herford

"Women are like wine: they get better with age." – Unknown

"I love women. They're the only thing that makes life worth living." – Charlie Chaplin

"Women are always right, even when they're wrong." – Unknown

"Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes." – Jim Carrey

"Remember, it's not about how much money you have; it's about how much you can make money laugh."

"A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." – Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you want to be rich, start by having a rich sense of humor."

"Being rich is like being a comedian: you're good at making people laugh, but you also get paid for it."

"You know you're wealthy when your wallet has more friends than you do."

"Wealth is not just about dollars; it's about sense, but mostly dollars."

"Don't follow the money; lead it to the comedy club."

"Money talks, but it's even funnier when it tells jokes."

"The best way to predict the future is to create it – with laughter and a big bank account."

"When you're wealthy, you don't sweat the small stuff; you air-condition it."