PapiOjeda

The only time I can land my Kraber shots are if the enemies decide to stand still for me.

I've never seen something like this before. I crack a dude taking a jump tower so he then decides to land on me... I simply don't understand what his plan was supposed to be.

Excuse my nasally voice, I was getting over a cold. The game decided I had bad internet even though my stream was perfectly healthy (thanks Apex) AND THEN ZOMBIE decides to take my blue bag!

@MajesticBbx Almost jumps off the map in Remnant 2 and scares me so bad that my heart skipped a beat.

@MajesticBbx and I just yell at the boss in Remnant 2 to stay away from each other.

I'm fighting a boss in Remnant 2 and this boss, pretending to be Illaoi from League of Legends, absolutely man handles me.

While playing Remnant 2, @MajesticBbx and I turn into cavemen during downtime.

I'm talking with the homie Brain and ask him the most promiscuous question of all time. I'll take his answer as a yes.

I read chat and get a lil hot and bothered.

My team is against me, I swear. I think my Junkrat detonated a C4 underneath the Reinhardt, causing him to grow wings AND FLY INTO THE SKY, GIVING HIS WHOLE SPEECH "LIVE WITH HONOR, DIE WITH GLORY" AND PROCEEDED TO EVISCERATE ME.

The ping system in Apex Legends has failed me.

@snowie6021 Thank you for the perfect analogy