John_Goetz

Alright since we've got a whole Attack of the Clones level to do now I've got some work to do but we WILL finish this tonight!

Alright now that we've slaughtered those gungans and the sand people (including the women and children of course) it's time to

From slaughtering indigenous species to chewing out a queen I didn't vote for, things got heated in this episode

Time to see everyon'e favorites and the LEAST racist Star Wars species, the gungans!

The most cringe moments of my time with a 4 generations old movie tie in game that was just...the worst. Tune in for more next time I play!

It's time to start the leadup to Outlaws (and the cringe that will come with it).

We dive DEEP into this empowering and powerful trailer for the newest blow to the toxic chuds and grifters and clear sign of the continued reign of the golden era of Star Trek! (Parody)

It is finally time. The game that will save gaming and the game that will make PS5 outsell the Switch. Got the physical version so we don't need no stinking censorship updates!

My totally honest and always hype reactions continue with the most incredible looking Star Wars game maybe EVAAAAAR! It's time for the most beautiful protagonist of the most graphically advanced and revolutionary game to get some love!

It's the number 1 most hyped show of the year! Agatha on Disney Plus streaming this September! It actually comes out on my birthday guys and I'm so damn hype to once again stick it to the patriarchy and catch this 10/10 show! Remember if anybody has any problems with this, they're a bigot and you shouldn't listen to them! (Parody)

Alright I'm gonna finish this and see what the hell there is left to reveal, but in an appropriate way probably.

We are nearing the end and it's time to get the last of the camps, the last of the Betas, and the last of the kills!

It has been quite the hiatus and now we are back to hopefully finish this thing...maybe...if I feel like it.

We will see if this can possibly get us more hyped than we already are for the amazing Amazon creation! As something of a Tolkien scholar myself (read over 20 wikipedia articles) you can see all my deep analysis! LET'S GOOOOOOOO! (My goodness it's hard to hold this act but yes there's a big old /s at the end of this)

It is time to continue our search for more customization options and maybe advance the story at some point. How many ways can we display Eve's body? Let's find out and bless this developer.

It's more shilling! Time to pretend to be excited and put myself in the mind of someone actually liking this thing!

Yes it's the best time of any playthrough, when you get to watch me tediously go back and get collectibles and missions I haven't gotten yet!

I'm something of an aficionado in Star Wars so check out how I pick apart the latest Acolyte trailer for all the details you might have missed! Remember ya'll no hate and no disloyalty to Disney in the comments as I don't support the toxic Star Wars fans! (Yes this is a parody made on a whim inspired by @grizzy1989's favorite Youtubers)

Eve has learned fishing even though she looks like the avatar of the person who phished me! Anywho let's go for some more sidequests and fish in the wasteland.

We are entering a new region which likely means a collectathon and distraction session is due!

Well I can't use a map in the area with all the sidequests but I shall wander more until I progress, no matter how boring it is for you to watch!

The Wastelands are almost conquered and now it is time for even more adventure with everyone's favorite socially awkward heroine.

Got so many fictional pop cans last time but now it's time to get more outfits! Oh and save the world or something if we have time.

Now that we have dealt with an Alpha and set up the obvious conspiracy let's head into the wastes for a little late night slayin'