Hauckerman

Things my mom would say.

Mom just found out she was pregnant, shows picture to her so and the kid thinks mommy has an animal growing in her belly instead of a baby.

Dad offers toddler son spicy hot Takis for the first time.

Kid not only hits his head before he swings, but makes the most dramatic follow through.

Snoopy the Bear hanging out looking for birdseed to eat

Baby Jake falls down before mom could reach him in time.