FamilyFriendlyRandy

Real life: It's like Warhammer 40k. But really, really gay.

I is runnin' for congress with white womens and shieeet

Theoretically cleaning out the lime basket today, maybe

Just 51 to go, providing you make it.

The boys return unwanted packages to the store with Purity Sin!

Ok more evening of the first day but it doesn't sound as cool

It's all over but the crying

We out here spreading Christmas cheer one last time

The lying will continue until the agenda improves

The alogs unwrap their present.

The Petrol Hour demands to know what you have in your pocket

Don't worry, I've got your back

WHY ARE WE HERE? JUST TO TUBTHUMP?

I'm going to need to investigate your wallet for the good of the nation.

Some of it's old, some of it's new and it's all gotta be eaten

Jealousy, JEALOUSY, what IS Jealousy. Is this... a Jealousy?

Sorry, the gay ops are scheduled for next week

Quoth the cohost: Nevermore

Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with a joke about that guy's name?

Topics? Topics? TOPICS?

We appreciate you taking the Troubles

We don't judge, we just accept donations.

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