Extremely Funny Rant Of A Young Woman After Surgery
Going through a wisdom tooth removal surgery is not fun per se. However, watching people recover from the heavy drugs they use during surgery can definitely be loads of fun! Where else can you see a perfectly sane young woman go on and on about a <a href="https://rumble.com/v44ftm-raccoon-eats-a-pomegranate.html" target="_blank">raccoon</a> being dead without his mommy finding out, or the thousands of other post-operation ramblings that have flooded the Internet lately?
This is Crystal, she has just woken up from a wisdom tooth removal surgery and she is being steadily driven home by her friend. Mouth half gagged with gauze and eyes still in need of focus, she reacts emotionally to every bit of stimulation the world around offers.
There goes just a bit of Crystal’s conversation with her friend:
- There is a dead raccoon.
- OMG, did we kill it?
- No! *laughing sweetly* Somebody else did. … It went to <a href="https://rumble.com/v3jjt3-ball-pit-heaven.html" target="_blank">Heaven</a>.
- Do you think it’s a long nose?
- Do I think it was a long nose?
- No, do you think he is with his mommy?
- With his mommy? Yes, I think he is with his mom now.
- No! I don’t want both of them to die!
- No! There was only one!
- Does his mom know?
- Oh, *laughing sweetly* she is probably in Heaven too.
- OMG…
- It’s OK, it’s his time, he is in a better place now Crystal.
Of course, there are some people who remember having operations but not losing their sense of self, focus or logic. What do you think? Have you had a similar experience? Do share with us in the comment section.
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Christmas Surprise Brought This Man To Tears
These kids present their dad with adoption papers for Christmas in the heart-melting clip. His reaction will bring a tear to your eye!
Crystal Gaddo and her younger brother wanted nothing more than to be accepted by the man they call father for a very long time. They knew that <a href="https://rumble.com/v32ouo-dad-opens-christmas-gift-to-find-the-best-surprise-ever.html">Christmas</a> is about giving, but this Christmas, they asked for something in return instead.
The two teenagers bought their dad a long-sleeved shirt, which they used to wrap the <a href="https://rumble.com/v3e2e8-lad-reduces-bearded-step-dad-to-tears-with-adoption-papers-.html">adoption papers</a> with! Sound a bit unusual, but the unwrapping made the whole thing even more spectacular.
The dad pops the lid from the gift box, unfolds the tissue paper and removes the short from the bottom. But with the shirt out, the two petition papers were revealed and the form caught the man’s eye. Instead of looking at his shirt, he just stares down into the box, while tears start streaming down his face!
“You guys!" says the man between wipes, taken back completely by the surprise! “Of course!" he adds, agreeing to take them both as his own children. Crystal and her brother could barely hold down their tears too!
A tight group hug seals the deal in a true holiday spirit. Merry Christmas!
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