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Morbius is straight-up an allegory for the dangers of Twilight. Not only that, it is straight-up a crap vampire film. #morbius #jaredleto #marvel #marvelstudios #sonypictures

OH MY BALLS, do I really have to do videos for all episodes? It's only episode 1 and my IQ dropped 20 points. Poor Hulk, he spent so many years controlling his rage and learning to live with the beast inside him, only to be bested by rag-rage.

Twilight is terrible, so let's retell the story for a whole 10 minutes Also, Vampires don't glitter

Ancient Aliens is one of the best shows on the HISTORY channel. If you thought our ancestors just happened to create art and were deeply religious, you're an idiot because it was all aliens obviously! Subscribe here, or on Youtube at "Let's Review Crap Writing"

Remember that Canadian guy who was totally being mean to people by telling them to clean their room? Jordan Peterson or something... Well, he stars in Don't Worry Darling as the physical embodiment of totally evil masculinity. Thanks, Olivia Wilde, I had no idea taking personal responsibility and being a grown-up was a really bad thing.

It's Ancient Aliens, ya know, that show that was on the HISTORY Channel. Well, who'd have thought that these aliens were coming to earth via stargates and the only way we know about it is because of solid evidence left to us by our ancestors. Ancient Aliens Season 7 Episode 1: Aliens and Stargates #ancientaliens #aliens #ufo #history

Remember that Canadian guy who was totally being mean to people by telling them to clean their room? Jordan Peterson or something... Well, he stars in Don't Worry Darling as the physical embodiment of totally evil masculinity. Thanks, Olivia Wilde, I had no idea taking personal responsibility and being a grown-up was a really bad thing. #jordanpeterson #dontworrydarling #oliviawilde

Twilight is terrible, so let's retell the story for a whole 10 minutes Also, Vampires don't glitter #twilight #robertpattinson #kristenstewart

Season one of the Rings of Power is over... IT'S OVER! So why not chronicle the epic of Galadriel and her ex lover Mr Definitely not Halbrand, Sauron. #ringsofpower #lordoftherings #galadriel #halbrand #sauron #season1

OH MY BALLS, do I really have to do videos for all episodes? It's only episode 1 and my IQ dropped 20 points. Poor Hulk, he spent so many years controlling his rage and learning to live with the beast inside him, only to be bested by rag-rage. #shehulk #hulk #marvel

Hey, it's episode 8, AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, exactly what was predicted happened. Wow this show literally has Lord of the Rings in the title when actually it should be the burnt in a fire. Galadriel is crying Sauron is laughing and the fat little Hobbitses are still the evilest creatures on Middle Earth #lordoftherings #ringsofpower #galadriel #sauron #halbrand #episode8

Oh boy, it's episode 5, and my sweet baby Sauron, it is as bad as the rest but somehow worse. Recovering Hobo Gandalf just needs some love but the silly fat Hobbitses won't cut him slack and Go Go Gadget Galadriel totally MeToo'd that kid. But don't worry, there's true love brewing between two special characters Image used for Go Go Gadget Galadriel fight breakdown is taken from the channel Shadiversity - he does great work in case you've never heard of him #ringsofpower #lordoftherings #episode5 #galadriel #gandalf

3rd video in the installment of punching zombies in virtual reality

Yet again, I go smash some Virtual Reality zombies with just fists.

Fallout 4 VR is a leech upon the GPU, but eh who cares, just slap on a whole load of MODs and it's happy gaming ay!

Ever beaten a zombie with your fists? No? Well neither have I...but it's the future and make believe means I can

In the world of Virtual Reality, getting drunk is wayyyy better when you can slap a man