BIDEN REALIZES WHOʻ HE IS
Dementia fog is lifted as he see's reflection. Realizing what a piece of monkey crap he is. Whitehouse therapist had to be called. Tell him he is the same monkey he has always been. His wife Jill the chimp spent hours comforting him with his sniffing therapy.
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LOOK A UFO ITS A EXTRA TESTICLE
Finally our politicians believe in extra testicle. Sighting of the UFO'S have been reported in the Whithouse restrooms. Inside cameras support the evidence of the sightings of extra testicles being seen.
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TOTAL GROSS
WTF! What would possess a person to do this? Secret desire for anal sex with a Oxe? Did mommy and daddy not give him the attention he craves? What neuron has short circuited in his cranium? These displays show a real disregard for others.
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DC SWAMP ROT
The rot from within is spreading. Like the dead mouse we are slowly morally rotting. It comes from within, greed it's usual start. Greed can rot you steadily and from within. Putrid in its nature, odious to observe. Slowly creeping into our lives. Insidious with its benign appearance. Even the strongest can fall into it's clutches, deceived with its seeming comfort.
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CHEESE CONTEST
Can anyone top this dairy queens cheese? Can't decide if it's cottage cheese or crumbly blue cheese. I guess it would depend on the odor. Opinions would be appreciated. Think of interaction with viewers would be a good idea. Will dream up some contests.
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IDENTITY CRISIS ON THE UPRISE
Seems the pressures of our lives can lead to identity crisis. Men becoming women, women becoming men. People thinking they are dogs or cats. This guy's wife left him after he insisted he had transitioned into a Elephant seal. ThIs happened after watching nature shows on TV.
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NEW TERRORISTS TACTICS CAUGHT
The terror tactics are evolving at a rapid pace. Various ways to attack our infrastructure are being developed. The new leg launched missile is a good example. Also found are anal grenades, and crotch launched drones. It's estimated over 100,000 terrorists have infiltrated with evil intent. Rumored Chinese military men equipped with exploding Ben Wa balls found in Chinese restaurants, working as dish washers. Chop sticks modified into rocket launched stilettos. Such devious measures are constantly being exposed by our DOJ and FBI.
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BIDEN ENJOYS A SNACK AT A BRIEFING
President Booger Biden thoughtfully enjoys a snack during a briefing on tactics for debate with President Trump. Advisors telling him he must contain composure, and look presidential. A lucid, thoughtful demeanor will be needed. Each question thoughtfully thought over before answering.
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TEMPER TEMPER CONTROLLING MY TEMPER
With the daily news that filters down like smog into our lives, I find it hard not to give into anger. Decided not to take all this to seiously. To much attention given to negative Dems. Maybe ignoring like a annoying pest will work. There is always bug spray. Thank God pests have short life spans. Unfortunately some pesty politicians do manage to out live their usefulness.
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GENETICALLY ENGINEERED WIBD UP DOG BRED
Science has taken a huge leap forward. Dr Fauci was instrumental in the development. Say human experiments on the way. Will lead tge way to breeding government employees.
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KAMALA HARRIS TOUR
Our illustrious call girl VP has been seen preening her feathers on a tour. Her buzzard cackle seems to be a distraction. Old sleepy Jose is glad she is not in Whitehouse stalking him as he walks around nude at night.
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YOUNG GENZ WOMEN GET THE POINT
Seems young progressive, WOKE, GENZ women are finally getting the point. After trial and error a solution was found to this problem with this generation. Vocational schools offer special classes that Universities can not offer. The class offered is advertised as the school of hard knocks basic training.
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DARWIN AWARD
The award for proving Darwin theory correct is proven on our highways everyday. Nature has a way of eliminating the stupid from a species gene pool. Poor decision making thins genetically inferior members of a species. Survival of the fittest.
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WHO APPROVES NEW PIMPLE EXTRACTION TECHNIQUE
The World Health Organization has held its annual world conference and approved international guidelines for pimple extraction
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DEMOCTRATS SCRAMBLE
Recent developments with Sleepy Jose and corruption have the Dems scrambling. Thought they would be feasting on Trumps carcass, we're totally taken by surprise by MAGA support. No rotten flesh for them. Only old Pelosi and Biden corpses to feed on.
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CHINESE ILLEGALS TUNNEL IN
Secret tunnels have been discovered that the cartel moves illegal Chinese fighting men into the United States. Thousands have already arrived, and spread across the US.
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CAR REPO KNOWS NO BOUNDRIES
Now car repo people will resort to any means possible. Sinking o new lows as far as I am concerned. Best to make your car payments. Avoid this sinking feeling.
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BLACKS FROM AFRICAworse than 911
Swarms of Africans are swarming our walls. Illegal, and with ill intentions, mostly military aged men. Known ISIS sympathizers, they have mischief on their minds. Beware America something worse than 911 is coming our way. Even shutting down our electric grid would cripple our country.
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PAY YOUR TAXES
If you think you can get away with mot paying taxes, you are on for a rude surprise. Like army ants, the IRS will strip you bare. 87,000 new workers only do one thing, they get what you have. One way or another Bidens coffers will need to be filled.
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A PIECE OF THE ACTION
So everyone one wants to take a bite from a piece of the action. IRS, state taxes, sales taxes, death taxes, property taxes. Next there will be a tax on the aur yiu breath, or a turd tax. Biden working on a tax called existence tax. You will pay to just exist.
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ILLEGALS SWARM THE BORDERS
Swarms of illegals are invading our country. Consuming all our resources. Now reported to be staying and sleeping in our airports at night. No facilities left to house them. With the economy tanking, and now this burden, the average American is getting screwed.
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CALIFORNIA FREEWAYS
Typical freeway traffic in the Los Angeles area. No wonder road rage is a thing there. Like mindless ants headed on certain paths, we humans head out for a day of scratching out a existance.
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MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS IN A FREE FALL
Bidenomics has thrown the middle class into a full free fall. Costs of basics now prohibitive. 27% of us miss a meal every day now.
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