The Simpsons! Inside the Actors Studio w/ James Lipton.
The Simpsons! Inside the Actors Studio w/ James Lipton.
Aired February 9, 2003
Season 9, Episode 9
NO COMMERCIALS! Full Episode!
Cast:
Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Nancy Cartwright, Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer
Quotes:
James Lipton - Host: [talking to Nancy doing Bart] You seem to like calling Moe's Tavern.
[Nancy smirks at Hank]
James Lipton - Host: Do you recall any of the more popular names that you and Lisa have used in those phone calls?
Hank Azaria: [as Moe] Wait a minute, that was you?
[audience laughter]
Nancy Cartwright: I'll just give him a call. Hello? Ring a ding ding.
Hank Azaria: Yeah, Moe's Tavern. What?
Nancy Cartwright: Yeah, I'm looking for a fellow. Last name "Sexual," first name "Homer."
Hank Azaria: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is there a Homer Sexual here?
[audience laughter]
Hank Azaria: Hey, what? Oh, that little...
James Lipton - Host: [laughing] You never fail at that, do you, Bart?
Nancy Cartwright: Wait a second, hold on. Redial. Hello? Ring a ding ding.
Hank Azaria: [improvising wildly] Yes, Moe's Tavern, home of the world's smallest large screen TV.
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: Mr. Burns?
Harry Shearer: [as Mr. Burns] Yes?
James Lipton - Host: What is your occupation?
Harry Shearer: Mogul.
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: Tell me, if you will, how you feel about your employee, Homer Simpson.
Harry Shearer: Who?
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: Homer Simpson. You know, the guy who falls asleep at the safety desk?
Harry Shearer: [as Smithers] He's, uh, one of your drones in sector 7-G, sir.
[quickly switching back to Burns]
Harry Shearer: Oh, yes
James Lipton - Host: Rough estimate, how many times have you said "drinks on the house"?
Hank Azaria: [as Moe] Approximately... never.
[audience laughter
Julie Kavner: [as Marge] I have more than one G-spot.
James Lipton - Host: [laughing] Really? And where might the other one be?
Dan Castellaneta: [as Homer] Yeah, Marge, tell me!
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: Apu?
Hank Azaria: [as Apu] What is it?
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: I haven't the courage even to try and pronounce your last name. Would you say it for me?
Hank Azaria: Everyone has such difficulty with this, and I don't understand it. It is "Nahasapeemapetilon". It sounds exactly the way it is spelled.
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: What is your country of origin?
Hank Azaria: I am from India.
James Lipton - Host: Aha. And your immigration status?
Hank Azaria: I believe I was a semi-legal alien.
James Lipton - Host: [laughing] Semi? Semi-legal alien? What is the name of your store?
Hank Azaria: It is the Kwik-E-Mart.
James Lipton - Host: That makes it sound like a convenience store. How do you make it truly convenient for your customers?
Hank Azaria: I keep the beer next to the salty snacks, and things like this. There is really an art. There is an art, James.
James Lipton - Host: Oh, yeah. I know that convenience stores can be either inexpensive or expensive, because of the convenience. Let's take a little poll here. How much is a twenty-nine cent stamp at the Kwik-E-Mart?
Hank Azaria: A twenty-nine cent stamp, I believe, is... a dollar eighty-nine.
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: How much would two dollars worth of gas be?
Hank Azaria: That's four twenty.
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: Four twenty.
Hank Azaria: Yeah.
James Lipton - Host: And tell me, how much is the penny candy?
Hank Azaria: Surprisingly expensive.
[audience laughter]
James Lipton - Host: Moe?
Hank Azaria: [as Moe] Yeah, what?
James Lipton - Host: I have never been privileged to have any Duff beer. Does it come in a variety of...?
Hank Azaria: Yeah, there's a lot of Duff beer. There's Duff, there's Duff Lite, there's Duff Dark, there's Duff Dry, uh, there's raspberry Duff, there's tartar control Duff.
James Lipton - Host: Really?
Trivia:
When asked why the Simpsons have yellow skin, Yeardley Smith jokes that Matt Groening thought it would be funny if viewers thought the color on their television was off. Groening actually created the characters' iconic skin color to attract channel surfers.
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