King James I of England & VI of Scotland: three Clerihew poems concerning George Villiers; his queen, Anne of Denmark; princess Pocahontas of Virginia & tobacco smoking; but not the Bible's King James Version
BREAKING NEWS! POPE FRANCES EXCOMMUNICATED! VATICAN ANOINTS NEW HEAD OF CATHOLIC CHURCH & CHURCH OF ENGLAND! TRUE BLOOD HEIR TO THE BRITISH THRONE RESTORED! KING ARTHUR RETURNS BY ROYAL DECREE OF QUEEN BRIDIN LADY SOPHIA OF IRELAND! LONG LIVE HM KING