When It Doesn't Make Sense: Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why Biden spent his day meeting with celebrity & Trump hater Mark Hamill and why they carried him into the briefing room.
Q: How does Biden explain Biden's silence this week? Biden's Press Sec: "He's not been silent! I'm not gonna speak about, is that somebody's doorbell? Alarm? And I'll speak more broadly... Climate change!"
Biden's Press Sec denies Biden accepted President Trump's debate challenge to distract from the endless chaos and as the result - low poll numbers: "Biden is very successful and popular!"
Epic standoff: Biden's Press Sec refuses to answer a simple question about if Biden will debate Trump, calls the reporter a broken record, uses any excuse to get away from it, obnoxiously laughing with no reason.
Plausible deniability: Biden's Press Sec claims that all Biden's failing policies are "incredibly popular," blames "a criminal defendant" Trump and Republicans.
Biden's Press Sec: "You have to treat people with dignity! You have to treat people with respect! No matter which side of the aisle!" Biden: Hold my beer!