Biden scolds a reporter: "I know you're a typical press guy. You're grabbing me in front of this all of a sudden, and I trust you as far as I throw your phone. I can have a good arm, man. I can throw it a long way..."
Q: Why did Biden claim, twice in one week, that inflation was 9% when he took office — when it was really 1.4%? Biden's Press Sec: "Well, uh, look, what the point he was making, uh, is that, uh, ..."
If Biden has got significant limitations on his memory, then who is helping him run the country? Biden's Press Sec: "That part of the report does not live in reality." Biden: "Aafuthimerfutifuterwigh!"
Q: How does Biden explain Biden's silence this week? Biden's Press Sec: "He's not been silent! I'm not gonna speak about, is that somebody's doorbell? Alarm? And I'll speak more broadly... Climate change!"
Biden's Press Sec denies Biden accepted President Trump's debate challenge to distract from the endless chaos and as the result - low poll numbers: "Biden is very successful and popular!"
Deep fake journalist Brian Stelter claims that video clips of Biden are not real because they are too short, out of context & don't show that most of the time Biden doesn't fall off the bike, on stage or Air Force One stair.
Biden's giant word salad: "The idea that she was murdered by an immigrant coming in... There's a lot of young women are being raped by their in laws, by their spouses, brothers and sisters. It's just ridiculous."
Epic saga of Kerry Kennedy endorsing Biden on CNN: From being derailed by an anti-Biden protester with blood-curdling screams to a Freudian slip when instead of saying to vote for Biden she says: "Vote for Trump."
Hilarious. CNN host on Biden losing black voters by more than half: "Holy cow, folks! Look at this! I just never seen anything like this! I'm, like, speechless because you always look at history, this is a historic moment in 6 decades!"
When It Doesn't Make Sense: Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why Biden spent his day meeting with celebrity & Trump hater Mark Hamill and why they carried him into the briefing room.
Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why those Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt should pay for those who did and "who deserved that opportunity."
Biden's Spox says "Biden is sharper than ever" and when asked "Should voters know about cognitive ability of candidates?" she says "I don't even know what that question means."
What's your response to accusation of lying? Biden: "These guys gotta stop." But you did interact with their partners. Biden: "I did not!" You didn't have dinner or lunch or coffee? Biden: "No!"
Dazed & confused, Biden shuffles down the short stairs in Atlanta to tell Black people: "If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black."