Biden Clown Show: "My name's Joe Biden... homeland security secretary uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh... I took action to secure our border... Not a joke!.." Dr. Jill: "And that's what Joe is doing today for all of us!"
Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."
Biden Clown Show: "I know some really great ice cream places around.. Name me a single objective we've ever set out to accomplish.. When I think climate not a joke.. I was just out there and looking down in the Grand Canyon, and guess what?