Biden Clown Show: "My name's Joe Biden... homeland security secretary uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh... I took action to secure our border... Not a joke!.." Dr. Jill: "And that's what Joe is doing today for all of us!"
Biden goes to Michigan to sniff the kids, whisper, tell people in a cafeteria that he's okay, that "everybody does better," and "it's not a joke!.. anyway..."
Almighty Biden: "They're trying to push me out of the race. Let me be clear, I'm staying in the race! I'll beat Donald Trump! I will beat him again in 2020!.. not a joke!"
The Biden Clown Show Must Go On: "I think of you as my domestic NATO. Not a joke. We're going to give working people a shot. When I was a kid someone lived with us full time. I wonder how my dad handles in walls. Think about it."
Biden delivers incoherent remarks: "Schumer leader and I, we took action bringing prices down for everyone... Not a joke, by the way... that's not hyperbole, that's literal... My wife Jill cares a lot about this..."