SUNY Oneonta: Before I Even Get To My Preaching Spot, Police Arrest Me, Take Me Into Custody, Book & Process Me, Fingerprint Me, Then Shove Me In Front of A Local Judge, Judge Then Releases Me!!!! (Arrested for the Gospel's Sake)!
Univ of Michigan: Police Force Me To Lay Down My Pole, I Preach TO Thousands of Students, Warning Them About The Coming Nuclear Attack by Russia & China, Preaching the Gospel of Jesus, But Like Zombies Glued To Their Cell Phones, They Walk On By
University at Buffalo: Rebuking An Arrogant Atheist, Wicked Fake Christians Defend Sin, Police Called, Crowd Swells, Homosexuals, Muslims, Lukewarm Christians, Atheists All Join Forces Against the Gospel of Jesus Christ, Crowd Descends Into Rabid Chaos