Cackling Kamala explains the difficulty with those lids on the Starbucks cups: She is just that kind of "so eloquent, so quick, so intelligent" person you want running the country.
Another obviously fake "famous" story from cackling Kamala: "My grandmother would go into villages in India, because she was Indian, with a bullhorn, talking with the women about the need to have access to abortions."
Cackling Kamala: "They're taking reproductive freedom from the people & women! We too busy watchin' what you doin' to hear what you're saying! We're fighting to lower energy costs! Trump wants to roll back our progress!
VP Ding-Dong Classics. Cackling Kamala to young Hispanic and Latino Americans: "You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context."
"One of the most capable, influential, bold, and fearless thinkers ever," word salad champion cackling Kamala: "Ovaries! Ha ha ha! Fallopian tubes! Right?"
Cackling Kamala Clown Show for union teachers: "Biden showed once again what true leadership looks like... teachers are afraid to put up a photograph of themselves and their partner for fear they could lose their job..."