1. More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

    More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

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  2. BREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.

    BREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.

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  3. And now...a 1st look at Perry Stone's book "RADIO DAZE" on sale soon.

    And now...a 1st look at Perry Stone's book "RADIO DAZE" on sale soon.

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  4. Walmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.

    Walmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.

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  5. It's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.

    It's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.

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  6. Natl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.

    Natl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.

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  7. It's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.

    It's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.

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  8. It's Natl Poop Day! "May I push in your stool?"-Joe Biden asks Kamala Harris.

    It's Natl Poop Day! "May I push in your stool?"-Joe Biden asks Kamala Harris.

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  9. Happy World Radio Day! Celebrate with a copy of my new book "RADIO DAZE"

    Happy World Radio Day! Celebrate with a copy of my new book "RADIO DAZE"

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  10. God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

    God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

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  11. Before "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...

    Before "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...

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  12. NEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.

    NEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.

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  13. World Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kids

    World Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kids

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  14. Man stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?

    Man stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?

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  15. It's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.

    It's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.

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  16. Japan is seeing a rise in Silver Porn. (Grandmas!) Godzilla seen in panties ready to bang Tokyo.

    Japan is seeing a rise in Silver Porn. (Grandmas!) Godzilla seen in panties ready to bang Tokyo.

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  17. Shameful News: 2 men had anal sex @ the Capital Building. Well, Sh*t happens. Wait, What?

    Shameful News: 2 men had anal sex @ the Capital Building. Well, Sh*t happens. Wait, What?

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  18. The 💩 has hit the fan with the release of my book RADIO DAZE!

    The 💩 has hit the fan with the release of my book RADIO DAZE!

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  19. Natl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.

    Natl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.

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  20. It's the 1st day of spring! Ah, that time when a young man's fancy turns to PornHub.

    It's the 1st day of spring! Ah, that time when a young man's fancy turns to PornHub.

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  21. It's the Great American Meat out! Not what you're thinking Bill Clinton!

    It's the Great American Meat out! Not what you're thinking Bill Clinton!

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  22. It's National Goof Off Day...which is like every other day for Congress.

    It's National Goof Off Day...which is like every other day for Congress.

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  23. Tomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!

    Tomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!

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  24. April Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall down

    April Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall down

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