1 year agoMore women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.perrystone
1 year agoBREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.perrystone
1 year agoWalmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.perrystone
1 year agoIt's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.perrystone
1 year agoNatl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.perrystone
1 year agoIt's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.perrystone
1 year agoGod has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.perrystone
1 year agoBefore "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...perrystone
1 year agoNEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.perrystone
1 year agoWorld Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kidsperrystone
1 year agoMan stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoIt's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.perrystone
1 year agoJapan is seeing a rise in Silver Porn. (Grandmas!) Godzilla seen in panties ready to bang Tokyo.perrystone
1 year agoShameful News: 2 men had anal sex @ the Capital Building. Well, Sh*t happens. Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoNatl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.perrystone
1 year agoIt's the 1st day of spring! Ah, that time when a young man's fancy turns to PornHub.perrystone
1 year agoTomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!perrystone
1 year agoApril Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall downperrystone