1. God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

    God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

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  2. Before "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...

    Before "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...

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  3. NEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.

    NEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.

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  4. World Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kids

    World Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kids

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  5. Man stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?

    Man stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?

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  6. It's Natl PIE DAY!!! Big day for pie lovers like Ellen DeGeneres & Hillary Clinton....WAIT WHAT?

    It's Natl PIE DAY!!! Big day for pie lovers like Ellen DeGeneres & Hillary Clinton....WAIT WHAT?

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  7. It's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.

    It's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.

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  8. Japan is seeing a rise in Silver Porn. (Grandmas!) Godzilla seen in panties ready to bang Tokyo.

    Japan is seeing a rise in Silver Porn. (Grandmas!) Godzilla seen in panties ready to bang Tokyo.

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  9. Shameful News: 2 men had anal sex @ the Capital Building. Well, Sh*t happens. Wait, What?

    Shameful News: 2 men had anal sex @ the Capital Building. Well, Sh*t happens. Wait, What?

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  10. The 💩 has hit the fan with the release of my book RADIO DAZE!

    The 💩 has hit the fan with the release of my book RADIO DAZE!

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  11. Natl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.

    Natl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.

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  12. It's the 1st day of spring! Ah, that time when a young man's fancy turns to PornHub.

    It's the 1st day of spring! Ah, that time when a young man's fancy turns to PornHub.

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  13. It's the Great American Meat out! Not what you're thinking Bill Clinton!

    It's the Great American Meat out! Not what you're thinking Bill Clinton!

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  14. It's National Goof Off Day...which is like every other day for Congress.

    It's National Goof Off Day...which is like every other day for Congress.

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  15. Tomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!

    Tomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!

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  16. April Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall down

    April Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall down

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  17. Apple turns 48. While their average iPhone worker turns 8.

    Apple turns 48. While their average iPhone worker turns 8.

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  18. National Burrito Day. Your toilet will be going on strike.

    National Burrito Day. Your toilet will be going on strike.

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  19. NCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelce

    NCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelce

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  20. Lawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one day

    Lawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one day

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  21. Hundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.

    Hundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.

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  22. OJ Is dead. Ginsu Knives 50% off today. That's a killer deal!

    OJ Is dead. Ginsu Knives 50% off today. That's a killer deal!

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  23. TAX DAY! Also known as BEND OVER DAY!

    TAX DAY! Also known as BEND OVER DAY!

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  24. The Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonna

    The Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonna

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  25. Yesterday was Earth Day. O.J. Simpson did his part by composting.

    Yesterday was Earth Day. O.J. Simpson did his part by composting.

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