1 year agoGod has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.perrystone
1 year agoBefore "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...perrystone
11 months agoNEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.perrystone
11 months agoWorld Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kidsperrystone
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1 year agoIt's Natl PIE DAY!!! Big day for pie lovers like Ellen DeGeneres & Hillary Clinton....WAIT WHAT?perrystone
1 year agoIt's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.perrystone
1 year agoJapan is seeing a rise in Silver Porn. (Grandmas!) Godzilla seen in panties ready to bang Tokyo.perrystone
1 year agoShameful News: 2 men had anal sex @ the Capital Building. Well, Sh*t happens. Wait, What?perrystone
10 months agoNatl Spinach Day. When Popeye gets an erection he sticks it in Olive Oil! Well blow me down.perrystone
10 months agoIt's the 1st day of spring! Ah, that time when a young man's fancy turns to PornHub.perrystone
9 months agoTomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!perrystone
10 months agoApril Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall downperrystone
10 months agoNCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelceperrystone
10 months agoLawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one dayperrystone
10 months agoHundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.perrystone
10 months agoThe Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonnaperrystone