Biden: "My middle name is Robinet. I've been told by my grandfather that this was established. I've not found it yet... so that makes me a son of the American revolution... maybe one of your genealogists can figure it out for me."
Biden Clown Show at G7: "Mr. Fink, I call you Larry... we go back a long way at BlackRock... we're developing the first railway line to extend from Angola ... to the Indian Ocean!"
Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why those Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt should pay for those who did and "who deserved that opportunity."
Creepy Biden: "Ghosts in new garments trying to take us back... we don't know fully what American soil is... she know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured."