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   4 months ago

   James O'Brien Sacrifice Another Child to Moloch - NEWSPASTY More Whine Than Wine Edition

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   10 months ago

   Is Russell Brand's Pasty Catching Up With Him? - NEWSPASTY Extra Sleazy Hit Piece Edition

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   5 months ago

   John Bolton's Hatred of Persian Cats Knows No Bounds - NEWSPASTY Yosemite Sam Got Old Edition

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   8 months ago

   2023: A Tunnel Odyssey - NEWSPASTY Extended Absolutely Zero Tunnels Edition

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   6 months ago

   No Strike Strikes Unstricken Ship Containing Russian Oil - NEWSPASTY Misdismal-Information Edition

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   1 year ago

   Game of Pasties: Song of Lies For Hire - NEWSPASTY with @JohnnyVedmore

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   8 months ago

   Hartley-Brewer Watches As Chris Williamson Beheads Babies In Israel - NEWSPASTY Trope Evoke Edition

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   8 months ago

   Keir Starmer is Dr. No in From Israel With Love - NEWSPASTY Powerless Starvation Edition

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   1 year ago

   Henry Ford Loved You So Shut up and the Fourth Reich Working Week - NEWSPASTY with Johnny Vedmore

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10. 

    1 year ago

    The Proximal Origins of Undead Bowie - NEWSPASTY with Johnny Vedmore

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    8 months ago

    Malthusian Matt Medicated Masked Mortuary Meat With Midazolam - NEWSPASTY Secretary of Death Edition

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    8 months ago

    Two Girls One State - NEWSPASTY Unwieldy Unruly Unrelenting & Uninformed Hissy Fit Edition

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    8 months ago

    Douglas "Moshiach" Murray: Saviour of Israel - NEWSPASTY Messianic Prophecy Edition

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    7 months ago

    When Hamas Met Sally - NEWSPASTY Softening Rhetoric Edition

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    8 months ago

    Purse Morgan and the Pout Brigade Shout at Dirty Douglas Murray - NEWSPASTY Angry Gender Edition

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    7 months ago

    Everybody Loves Theodor Herzl - NEWSPASTY GBNews Hug The IDF Propagandist Edition

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17. 

    8 months ago

    The Levellers of the Levant Leave No Land Alone - NEWSPASTY Road to Greater Israel Edition

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18. 

    1 year ago

    We All Identify As Cats Now Because Pasties Suck - NEWSPASTY Bonus Feline Edition

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19. 

    8 months ago

    Slaughter to Starmer is Just a Dip in the Polls - NEWSPASTY Killer Keir Ultimate Carnage Edition

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20. 

    1 year ago

    A Gynecological Inspection of a Gender Critical Vampire - NEWSPASTY with Johnny Vedmore

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21. 

    11 months ago

    Bridgen Disputes Nature & Crotch Watcher Lloyd Stares into the Void - NEWSPASTY with @JohnnyVedmore

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22. 

    9 months ago

    Bill Gates in Nuns on the Run in Slovakia - NEWSPASTY Slovakian Woke Nightmare Edition

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23. 

    9 months ago

    GBNews Disguises Impartial Zionist as Pressman for Kicks - NEWSPASTY Just Another Intifada Edition

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24. 

    2 months ago

    Who Tanked Their Park on That Lawn - Newspasty Labour Tank Bank Edition

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    9 months ago

    Israeli Baby Killers Are Nicer Than Hamas' Baby Killers - NEWSPASTY Illogical Rationale Edition

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