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  1. One Goal And Two Assists From Whiteman. Palsy Scores Again. One Pass Lives Up To His Moniker

    One Goal And Two Assists From Whiteman. Palsy Scores Again. One Pass Lives Up To His Moniker

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  2. Whiteman Scores Only Goal In 1-1 Draw With Das Boots. Bane Continues To Call For The Ball INFINITY

    Whiteman Scores Only Goal In 1-1 Draw With Das Boots. Bane Continues To Call For The Ball INFINITY

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  3. Hate Crime At Tommy Nevin's Park. African BOY Assaults Whiteman. Oh, There Was A Soccer Game, Too

    Hate Crime At Tommy Nevin's Park. African BOY Assaults Whiteman. Oh, There Was A Soccer Game, Too

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  4. Whiteman's Firewater - DP Pt.2

    Whiteman's Firewater - DP Pt.2

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  5. VAR Incorrectly Rules Offsides On History's Most Amazing Goal. Whiteman Is Inconsolable

    VAR Incorrectly Rules Offsides On History's Most Amazing Goal. Whiteman Is Inconsolable

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  6. Whiteman Says, "Move, Bitch. Get Out The Way". Scores Very Masculine Goal To Win Game 1-0 v LSBl10

    Whiteman Says, "Move, Bitch. Get Out The Way". Scores Very Masculine Goal To Win Game 1-0 v LSBl10

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  7. Whiteman Makes First Mistake Of Career. Bane Literally Takes A Shit On The Sidelines

    Whiteman Makes First Mistake Of Career. Bane Literally Takes A Shit On The Sidelines

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  8. Whiteman Continues To Lead Evanston United To Glory. Bane Needs New Glasses

    Whiteman Continues To Lead Evanston United To Glory. Bane Needs New Glasses

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  9. Whiteman sets new Evanston United record with fastest goal. Bane continues bad form in 1-0 win

    Whiteman sets new Evanston United record with fastest goal. Bane continues bad form in 1-0 win

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  10. Whiteman's Two Early Goals Give Evanston United Revenge v Skilz Dat Kilz In 2-1 Win

    Whiteman's Two Early Goals Give Evanston United Revenge v Skilz Dat Kilz In 2-1 Win

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  11. Whiteman Scores Both Goals In 4-2 Loss To Pears. Bane To Be Evaluated For Mental Illness

    Whiteman Scores Both Goals In 4-2 Loss To Pears. Bane To Be Evaluated For Mental Illness

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  12. Chad Whiteman Breaks Penalty Record. Evanston United Still Lose In 9 Goal Spectacular

    Chad Whiteman Breaks Penalty Record. Evanston United Still Lose In 9 Goal Spectacular

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  13. Whiteman, "How Do We Play With Two Retards On The Team? Not Very Well.". 1-0 Loss v Chiloso FC

    Whiteman, "How Do We Play With Two Retards On The Team? Not Very Well.". 1-0 Loss v Chiloso FC

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  14. Evanston United Shut Out DangItTuckerFC 2-0. Whiteman's CDM Position Helps Solidify Defense

    Evanston United Shut Out DangItTuckerFC 2-0. Whiteman's CDM Position Helps Solidify Defense

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  15. Chad Whiteman Is New Manager. Promises To Clean House. WITH COMMENTARY

    Chad Whiteman Is New Manager. Promises To Clean House. WITH COMMENTARY

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  16. Chad Whiteman Takes Care Of Business. Scores Both Goals In 2-0 Win v DangItTuckerFC

    Chad Whiteman Takes Care Of Business. Scores Both Goals In 2-0 Win v DangItTuckerFC

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  17. Whiteman Takes Control. Scores Hat Trick in 5-0 Win v Los HPs

    Whiteman Takes Control. Scores Hat Trick in 5-0 Win v Los HPs

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  18. Whiteman Saves The Day With 2 Goals. Bane Does His Best To Try And Ruin It. 2-1 Over 19 Brayshaw DR

    Whiteman Saves The Day With 2 Goals. Bane Does His Best To Try And Ruin It. 2-1 Over 19 Brayshaw DR

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  19. Evanston United 3 - 0 the team team. Whiteman MOTM. slickback Makes An Appearance

    Evanston United 3 - 0 the team team. Whiteman MOTM. slickback Makes An Appearance

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  20. Celtics UTD Bamboozled By Evanston's Goalkeeper Taking Corners. Madman Strategy From Whiteman

    Celtics UTD Bamboozled By Evanston's Goalkeeper Taking Corners. Madman Strategy From Whiteman

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  21. Whiteman Saves The Day With A Glorious Header. 3-2 Win v LOS HUEVUDOS

    Whiteman Saves The Day With A Glorious Header. 3-2 Win v LOS HUEVUDOS

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  22. Whiteman's Last Minute Heroics Inspire 2-2 Draw With chinoneta

    Whiteman's Last Minute Heroics Inspire 2-2 Draw With chinoneta

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  23. Whiteman Sees Red. Evanston United Lose 4-1 v Marauders FC. Bane Still Can't Fucking Pass

    Whiteman Sees Red. Evanston United Lose 4-1 v Marauders FC. Bane Still Can't Fucking Pass

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  24. Wonder Strikes From Bane And Whiteman Take Down Borrusia Berlin

    Wonder Strikes From Bane And Whiteman Take Down Borrusia Berlin

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