1. Apple turns 48. While their average iPhone worker turns 8.

    Apple turns 48. While their average iPhone worker turns 8.

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  2. National Burrito Day. Your toilet will be going on strike.

    National Burrito Day. Your toilet will be going on strike.

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  3. NCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelce

    NCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelce

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  4. Lawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one day

    Lawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one day

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  5. Hundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.

    Hundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.

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  6. OJ Is dead. Ginsu Knives 50% off today. That's a killer deal!

    OJ Is dead. Ginsu Knives 50% off today. That's a killer deal!

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  7. TAX DAY! Also known as BEND OVER DAY!

    TAX DAY! Also known as BEND OVER DAY!

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  8. The Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonna

    The Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonna

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  9. Yesterday was Earth Day. O.J. Simpson did his part by composting.

    Yesterday was Earth Day. O.J. Simpson did his part by composting.

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  10. Steven Spieberg (Jurassic Park) will help Biden get reelected. He's used to working with dinosaurs.

    Steven Spieberg (Jurassic Park) will help Biden get reelected. He's used to working with dinosaurs.

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  11. It's Brothers & Sisters Day. Insert your own West Virginia Joke. You sure gots a perty mouth.

    It's Brothers & Sisters Day. Insert your own West Virginia Joke. You sure gots a perty mouth.

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  12. Mother's Day Weekend. Or as A- Hole Woke Smugdouches call it.."Birthing Person's Day."

    Mother's Day Weekend. Or as A- Hole Woke Smugdouches call it.."Birthing Person's Day."

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  13. Great White Shark found in Alabama. SHOCKING because it had all its teeth!

    Great White Shark found in Alabama. SHOCKING because it had all its teeth!

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  14. Red Lobster closing 99 restaurants 2nd only to Stormy Daniels in the number of people it gave crabs

    Red Lobster closing 99 restaurants 2nd only to Stormy Daniels in the number of people it gave crabs

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  15. Natl Pizza Day. Anyone who puts anchovies or pineapple as a topping will be excecuted at dawn.

    Natl Pizza Day. Anyone who puts anchovies or pineapple as a topping will be excecuted at dawn.

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  16. Happy Easter. My book Radio Daze has risen from the ashes of hell!😈

    Happy Easter. My book Radio Daze has risen from the ashes of hell!😈

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  17. It's Earth Day. Joe Biden will do his part by switching to cloth diapers.

    It's Earth Day. Joe Biden will do his part by switching to cloth diapers.

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  18. My book Radio Daze is burning up the book charts!🔥

    My book Radio Daze is burning up the book charts!🔥

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  19. Exposing a Dark Revelation | Episode #1126 | Perry Stone

    Exposing a Dark Revelation | Episode #1126 | Perry Stone

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  20. The 3 Frogs Prophecy - Revelation 16 | Episode #1129 | Perry Stone

    The 3 Frogs Prophecy - Revelation 16 | Episode #1129 | Perry Stone

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  21. 4 Events Soon to Happen | Episode #1131 | Perry Stone

    4 Events Soon to Happen | Episode #1131 | Perry Stone

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  22. 1896 Prophecies From Henry Guinness | Episode #1130 | Perry Stone

    1896 Prophecies From Henry Guinness | Episode #1130 | Perry Stone

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  23. Exposing 4 Demonic Liars and Lies | Episode #1133 | Perry Stone

    Exposing 4 Demonic Liars and Lies | Episode #1133 | Perry Stone

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  24. When Does Life Begin in the Womb? | Episode #1140 | Perry Stone

    When Does Life Begin in the Womb? | Episode #1140 | Perry Stone

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