You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
You can't make this shit up: MSNBC claims that Biden's appearance in the briefing room is so amazing & rare, only Obama did that, and the American flag has never ever been in the room before & only there because of Biden.
You can't make this shit up: Democrat Mayorkas admits that he knows that children are being trafficked but tells fake news media that he and his department have nothing to do about it, eventually blames "the broken system."
Word Salad Kamala to wildfire victims: "It's critically important that, to the extent you can find anything that gives you an ability to be patient in this extremely dangerous and unprecedented crisis, that you do."
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe has the nerve to joke about updating the country on a terrorist attack: "Kickoff is going to take off very shortly. If I don't get this damn thing done, we're going to be in real trouble."
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.