Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."
Biden: "I'm not gonna tell you he whispered to me.. Before I say even more what's on my mind, I'm not gonna leave this podium.. I came out of the civil rights movement as a kid as a public defender.. Don't jump!"