Biden Clown Show: "America sends me a Congress that are Democrats!.. The federal deficit is down by 160B, 160K, 160M bucks!.. Maybe Bidenomics works!.. Where is Kamala? She's really incredible!"
Biden Clown Tribal Show: "I was raised by Danny Inouye, you think I’m joking?.. you should be clapping.. I restore protections for my predecessor.. I was in a plane & a little girl came up to me.. I got soft hands."
Biden Clown Show in West Point: "I was appointed to the Naval Academy, I wanted to play football... the fall he a tied, that fall he decided, look, I shouldn't get into this, probably... you can clap for that..."
Kamala Clown Show for bused audience: "I love Gen Z. I just love Gen Z. Right? We are running as the underdog. We know what they're capable of on the other side. We like hard work. Hard work is good work. We know how to count."
Biden Clown Show: "Who do I call on next? Hang on a second. I got my list here... why don't everybody holler at once?.. elect me, I'm in the 20th Century... there is no ban to Japan!"