Doctor Jill: "You heard Joe's heart tonight on the debate stage. He wakes up every morning thinking about how he can make the lives of Americans better."
Biden post-debate Clown Show. Dr.Jill: "Joe wakes up every morning thinking about how he can make lives better." Gillibrand: "He's the best!" Biden: "Good job, man." Elton John: "Huh? Oh." Biden shuffles off.
Kellyanne Conway on Hillary Clinton: "It's gotta be really tough to wake up every morning and be the second most popular person in a two-person household."