Reporters: "He can't hear you." Biden: "I'm working very hard!.. My poll numbers? The last five polls you guys don't report. I'm winning — five! Five in a row!"
You can't make this shit up: MSNBC claims that Biden's appearance in the briefing room is so amazing & rare, only Obama did that, and the American flag has never ever been in the room before & only there because of Biden.
A pathological liar Biden claims that he can beat Trump because "Trump is a pathological liar" and brings up all the lies about Trump to prove his claim.
Democrat Oprah Winfrey: "We have 400 people in our audience! Powered movement behind Kamala Harris has unleashed a unifying force unlike anything we've seen in politics in a very long time. You can feel it." Trump: What?
Kamala: "When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce the population, more of our children can breathe clean air and drink clean water."
You can't make this shit up: Kamala & Walz talk about tacos while hiding from the press. Walz is such a gentleman - he pulls Kamala's chair out for her, allows her to sit first, then seats himself.
You can't make this shit up. Kamala supporter Mark Cuban insults American women: "Donald Trump — you never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever."
Biden Clown Turkey Show: "They can actually sang birthday to me!.. getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour or, or, or ripbritney's tour, she's down, it's kinda warm in Brazil right now..."
Biden's fake 2009 version story about his house that almost collapsed: "I see the firemen standing outside my house in a pouring rain... I can still see those guys in masks looking through the windows that I could hardly see into my home."
You can't make this shit up. Kamala has the nerve to complain about Trump's humor: "In many, many ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man. There are things that he says that will be the subject of skits & laughter & jokes."