President Trump: "Democrats suffer from a thing called TDS. Do you know what that is? TDS, it's a horrible, horrible, terminal disease. It destroys the mind before the body, but the body eventually goes."
The View Meltdown: "But what about after the debate how lively he was? So suddenly, no colds. Yeah. You know what happened? No. Nothing, nothing hurts Trump with his supporters. Yeah, he was obsessed with immigration..."
Did you know that we actually have a president? His name is Creepy Joe: "That's why Kamala and I have been so determined in our short term. My short term. Our short term. I mean it really, absolutely mind blowing."